He is Cruisazy, I say!

[cabenson]

This is what I missed by not watching The View today.

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[godessillyria.livejournal.com]

This is such a great country, isn't it? This guy is as crazy as a loon and people just fall all over themselves gushing at his antics.

Hey Tom, get out of the closet!!! You'll be fine after a few drinks and a couple of bat swings to your skull. Everything will be much clearer after that.

Free Katie now you bastard.

[aqua-blurr.livejournal.com]

*snort* I am enjoying the "bearded" bit. Is he psychologically "challenged" or is he just gay? Is she really a virgin or is she just gay the world's biggest fag hag?

[armature.livejournal.com]

If he is gay, and these are fake marriages that are part of some creepy Scientology scam, this has got to be a deception of monumental proportions. I'm almost happy that a celebrity has managed to keep their life from the press.

No wait. I hate the fucker. The gay fucker.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I vote for Fag Hag.

[zuzubailey76.livejournal.com]

You know, I just can't decide which "Free Katie" t-shirt to buy. I was going to get "Run Katie Run," but now I'm leaning toward "Stop Sofa Abuse!"

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

but now I'm leaning toward "Stop Sofa Abuse!"

I want that shirt too!

[aivilo-18.livejournal.com]

[sigh]

this is the worst mid-life-stuck-in-the-closet crisis I have ever seen.

Ever.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I agree, although a certain female TV star ranks a close 2nd...actually, 2 female TV stars.

[lostingeekdom.livejournal.com]

Mayhap an explanation for the couch abuse? [Bad username or site: baby_sis'/ @ livejournal.com] pointed me towards this bit dirt:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/2416052.html#cutid1

Tee hee hee if its true .. and even if it isn't.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I just read somewhere coughDataLoungecough where Rob Thomas said he'd rather do Brad Pitt. Then wouldn't we all.

[bast2.livejournal.com]

i don't know how that man can remain gay after being with both mimi rodgers AND nicole kidman!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I love how Mimi Rogers made some comment about the lack of sex in their marriage....wonder why?

[armature.livejournal.com]

Sheesh. I imagine he was making fun of myself. I hope that doesn't distract people from the fact that his ideas are bullshit. And that he didn't seem to be making fun of himself on Oprah...

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

No, he was "being in love" on Oprah.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Couldn't he have jumped and stomped all over Star Jones instead?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

That would have been Must See TV. Then he could ask Al Reynolds-Jones out.

[betsybanger.livejournal.com]

Tommy needs to move to Clearwater Florida, wear the obligatory khaki pants white-button down shirt black tie with a breaf case, and give all his money to the Church of Scientology. I wonder if the Church would take me in, eventho I aints got no $$.

Yet I really do feel sorry for him cause he seems so lost in life. He seemed to have a couch-thing even back in the early years were he was dancing and wiggling around on one in "Risky Business".

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I loved his earlier stuff. Now I watch it and try to picture someone else in his role.