CB's Question of The Day

[cabenson]

What is your favorite cuss word/phrase?

My answer: Recently, I have been using "Son of a cockwhore" quite a lot.

Comments

[bast2.livejournal.com]

shit a fuckin' brick!

[sooozie1982.livejournal.com]

I like "fucktard", but that could be considered offensive.

I've been using douchebag quite a bit. I said that to someone the other day, and they replied "Have you ever even seen a real douchebag?" To which I replied "..........no."

I felt pretty stupid.

[annapie.livejournal.com]

i say 'for fuck's sake' quite a lot.

[detective-tatas.livejournal.com]

I second that.

[returnofpiper.livejournal.com]

My big one is "Holy Fuck!" Profane and sacriligious all at once.

[bookgrrrl.livejournal.com]

I tend to say "oh for fuck's sake" or fuck you you fucking fuck.

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

plain old "fuck you".

[ultraviolet730.livejournal.com]

I like "Fuck me!" quite a bit. This is fun!

[jandyle.livejournal.com]

I tend towards "mutha'bitch" sort of all one-word like. I also say "bloody hell" all the time. And if I'm at work or somewhere I self-censor, "mutha'bitch" becomes..."mother of pearl." Yeah, only I swear in mollusk.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

It's usually a variation upon "motherfucker cocksucker": As in, "motherfucking cocksucker" or "cocksucking motherfucker" or "motherfucking-cocksucking" (as an adjective) or, if I'm feeling dyslexic, "mothersucking cockfucker."

[Dad was in Teh Navy. I blame him.]

[lonejaguar.livejournal.com]

And here I thought I'd be the first to say 'cocksucker' was among my favourites...

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Whoever thought we would ever be vying to be "The First Cocksucker in the Group"?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Why am I not surprised? I was big on using "Cock-knocker" from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back which never fails to crack up Mrs. CB.

[boobookttyfck77.livejournal.com]

Stumbled upon your LJ cause of the awesome name...lol

Speaking of Jay & Silent Bob, my favorite curse word would be "Fuckbeans"

[bluepoet.livejournal.com]

The one that slips out most often in a moment of shock or dismay (as in "Did you forget we had a meeting?") is "Shit!" My current favorite, though, is "Fucking hell." Works well here at the Catholic university. :P

[betsybanger.livejournal.com]

I'm feeling the Catholic guilt all the way from over here at just reading your cuss phrase!

[bluepoet.livejournal.com]

Imagine how odd it felt writing it at my computer at a Catholic school! They'd douse my office with holy water if they knew. :P

[annebd.livejournal.com]

For some reason, it's been "what a whore" for quite a while now. I also enjoy "oh fuckmonkeys."

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

Nothing gets the job done like a properly sung . . . . .
"Fuckity-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck."
And it is not at all a romantic come on.

[heathers.livejournal.com]

I can conjugate fuck into a sentence at least three times every time I open my mouth. But if you are talking exclamations then I'm all about yelling cocksucker or fucking cocksucker. Cockmaster also works well but it's less serious than the cocksucker. But really nothing beats a gutteral FUUUUUUCK when you're mega mega frustrated.

-H

[betsybanger.livejournal.com]

OH Fuck my Hole! or dick schlonger

That one always cracks up my gf