SON ofabitch!

I decide to use my day off doing work around the house that has been neglected recently. I taped up the window trim, threw on not one, but TWO coats of white satin paint, took a break to make Mrs CB's favorite meal, and put up the new pretty and ornate curtain rods. I measured my picture window at 104 inches (all the better to see The Burning Bush with) and checked the ros...104 inches as well. So I put up the brackets and place the rod on...there is a two inch gap between the rods...sonuvabitch. Got a plan to rig it without moving the brackets because THAT! would require more patching, sanding and painting. I re-measured the window...108 inches...I probably would have read that correctly if I had put my newer glasses on. But I think they are still stuck in someone's ass in Teh Harem. So, Harem members, please check your asses for my black glasses. Thanks!

SON ofabitch!

I decide to use my day off doing work around the house that has been neglected recently. I taped up the window trim, threw on not one, but TWO coats of white satin paint, took a break to make Mrs CB's favorite meal, and put up the new pretty and ornate curtain rods. I measured my picture window at 104 inches (all the better to see The Burning Bush with) and checked the ros...104 inches as well. So I put up the brackets and place the rod on...there is a two inch gap between the rods...sonuvabitch. Got a plan to rig it without moving the brackets because THAT! would require more patching, sanding and painting. I re-measured the window...108 inches...I probably would have read that correctly if I had put my newer glasses on. But I think they are still stuck in someone's ass in Teh Harem. So, Harem members, please check your asses for my black glasses. Thanks!