SON ofabitch!

[cabenson]

I decide to use my day off doing work around the house that has been neglected recently. I taped up the window trim, threw on not one, but TWO coats of white satin paint, took a break to make Mrs CB's favorite meal, and put up the new pretty and ornate curtain rods. I measured my picture window at 104 inches (all the better to see The Burning Bush with) and checked the ros...104 inches as well. So I put up the brackets and place the rod on...there is a two inch gap between the rods...sonuvabitch. Got a plan to rig it without moving the brackets because THAT! would require more patching, sanding and painting. I re-measured the window...108 inches...I probably would have read that correctly if I had put my newer glasses on. But I think they are still stuck in someone's ass in Teh Harem. So, Harem members, please check your asses for my black glasses. Thanks!

Comments

[eclecticfan.livejournal.com]

ass has been checked

sans glasses - black or otherwise

sorry about the miss-measurement - good lesson for me for when I have to install mine

k

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Thanks for checking...

[aqua-blurr.livejournal.com]

Hmm, have you checked theholyinnocent's holyhole? hideyhole?

And I have compassion for you. I've been patching nicks and cracks left by the previous owner of our house. I used to love the idea of actual plaster instead of drywall and mud, but when I got this house with plaster and tried hanging a picture the firs time--holy growing crumbling chipping dusty cracks, batman! Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I have to be so much more careful now. Took drywall for granted I did.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

"Measure twice, cut once" Yep, I'll try and remember that the next time. I may just wind up moving the brackets. Problem is I had to use 1/4" drill bit for the wall anchors and those holes are HUGE. Looks like I HAVE to go to Homo Depot tomorrow. Damn :)

And speaking of holes,
Hmm, have you checked theholyinnocent's holyhole? hideyhole?
I'm afraid I'll get bitchslapped if I ask. And I'm also afraid that I'd like it.

[say-revolution.livejournal.com]

Whoops! I've been keeping them in my Cabenson Collection. I'm willing to negotiate a price for their safe return.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Name your price, wench. They are my "Alex Cabot" glasses!

A/N: I had these glasses prior to my discovery of the hotness that is SM/AC. Really.

[heathers.livejournal.com]

I told you theholyinnocent was spreading vicious rumors about my ass and your glasses. They most certainly did NOT run away to Guatemala together!

-H

it ain't me, babe

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Maybe we should be checking Lynne Cheney's ass.

Re: it ain't me, babe

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Nooooo! She is so tight-assed tht they will come out kid-sized.

Let me say that after wearing my spares for a week, I am SO glad to have these back. I started hitting on this hot chick and it turned out to be Mrs CB. ;)

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

measured my picture window at 104 inches (all the better to see The Burning Bush with)

ooo! and that's a big-hunk-o-burnin'luv picture, doll

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

oh, and am i still harem GAMEMASTER?
i think we can make a fine game outta teh picture window, the burning bush, and your black glasses

a variation of pin the tail on the...or duck duck bush, er, goose