SON ofabitch!

[cabenson]

I decide to use my day off doing work around the house that has been neglected recently. I taped up the window trim, threw on not one, but TWO coats of white satin paint, took a break to make Mrs CB's favorite meal, and put up the new pretty and ornate curtain rods. I measured my picture window at 104 inches (all the better to see The Burning Bush with) and checked the ros...104 inches as well. So I put up the brackets and place the rod on...there is a two inch gap between the rods...sonuvabitch. Got a plan to rig it without moving the brackets because THAT! would require more patching, sanding and painting. I re-measured the window...108 inches...I probably would have read that correctly if I had put my newer glasses on. But I think they are still stuck in someone's ass in Teh Harem. So, Harem members, please check your asses for my black glasses. Thanks!

Comments

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Name your price, wench. They are my "Alex Cabot" glasses!

A/N: I had these glasses prior to my discovery of the hotness that is SM/AC. Really.

[heathers.livejournal.com]

I told you theholyinnocent was spreading vicious rumors about my ass and your glasses. They most certainly did NOT run away to Guatemala together!

-H

it ain't me, babe

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Maybe we should be checking Lynne Cheney's ass.

Re: it ain't me, babe

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Nooooo! She is so tight-assed tht they will come out kid-sized.

Let me say that after wearing my spares for a week, I am SO glad to have these back. I started hitting on this hot chick and it turned out to be Mrs CB. ;)