Oh crap...lot's of cussing to follow

Good christ but I have been feeling poorly. After having a "bug" since before Christmas, I finally went to the doctor. In between telling my that at my "advancing age" (oh fuck off) I should be more concerned than I currently am with health maintenance and congratulating me on my weight loss, she took a peek at my nose and told me I have angry sinuses. So that headache that I had all of last week was actually my nasal cavities beating the shit out of each other. And the nose bleeds...yep, the maxillary sinus shanked the frontal sinus in a turf war. Good to know.

Then I go to the ghetto Kroger to get my meds and they don't have enough antibiotic. For fuck's sake, lay off ordering the goddamned viagra and stock up on your third-generation cephalosporins. It's fucking cold and flu season you assholes. See...

angry sinuses-antibiotics+additional trip to store on day off= pissed off CB


And now my sweet Bruin has the eye goop too. Treating that will be fun. He's a scratcher. And I have had Cat Scratch Disease (not Fever...that's a song) before and it is no fun.


And Lent starts tomorrow....fuck. I am too tired to think about what I want to give up, so I'm going with the old stand-by. I never have a problem with it.

For Lent this year I will be giving up men.

Oh crap...lot's of cussing to follow

Good christ but I have been feeling poorly. After having a "bug" since before Christmas, I finally went to the doctor. In between telling my that at my "advancing age" (oh fuck off) I should be more concerned than I currently am with health maintenance and congratulating me on my weight loss, she took a peek at my nose and told me I have angry sinuses. So that headache that I had all of last week was actually my nasal cavities beating the shit out of each other. And the nose bleeds...yep, the maxillary sinus shanked the frontal sinus in a turf war. Good to know.

Then I go to the ghetto Kroger to get my meds and they don't have enough antibiotic. For fuck's sake, lay off ordering the goddamned viagra and stock up on your third-generation cephalosporins. It's fucking cold and flu season you assholes. See...

angry sinuses-antibiotics+additional trip to store on day off= pissed off CB


And now my sweet Bruin has the eye goop too. Treating that will be fun. He's a scratcher. And I have had Cat Scratch Disease (not Fever...that's a song) before and it is no fun.


And Lent starts tomorrow....fuck. I am too tired to think about what I want to give up, so I'm going with the old stand-by. I never have a problem with it.

For Lent this year I will be giving up men.

She is Busted!

So, I go to kiss the wife goodnight and I see she is writing a lengthy message in a card. Thinking it is for a friend's b-day, I asked who it was for. She got all evasive and closed the card up and would not let me see. After listing off about 10 names including her ex, I finally got her to admit.

The woman who teases me for my Stephanie March/Mariska Hargitay love was writing a fan letter to Amy Ray of "The Indigo Girls."

I love my gay wife.

She is Busted!

So, I go to kiss the wife goodnight and I see she is writing a lengthy message in a card. Thinking it is for a friend's b-day, I asked who it was for. She got all evasive and closed the card up and would not let me see. After listing off about 10 names including her ex, I finally got her to admit.

The woman who teases me for my Stephanie March/Mariska Hargitay love was writing a fan letter to Amy Ray of "The Indigo Girls."

I love my gay wife.