She is Busted!

[cabenson]

So, I go to kiss the wife goodnight and I see she is writing a lengthy message in a card. Thinking it is for a friend's b-day, I asked who it was for. She got all evasive and closed the card up and would not let me see. After listing off about 10 names including her ex, I finally got her to admit.

The woman who teases me for my Stephanie March/Mariska Hargitay love was writing a fan letter to Amy Ray of "The Indigo Girls."

I love my gay wife.

Comments

[sooozie1982.livejournal.com]

haha! While you're organizing Operation: Stephanie Freedom, she's sitting quietly in the corner, daydreaming about Amy Ray. You gotta love that.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

She makes fun of me and has this liitle Amy Ray thing happening...

[slammerkinbabe.livejournal.com]

teehee!

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Is she gonna kill you for this revelation?

[wingsfan.livejournal.com]

Hey tell teh wife I'll represent her pro bono. HEE

Amy Ray?
Good choice.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

You'd have to come to Ohio...and we don't care much for Wolverines :)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Probably. Might be a good time for everyone to say their farewells.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

And since you are both sexual deviants it's a perfect SVU crime.

Benson (arriving on scene): What do we got?
Stabler: Dead dyke.
Benson (snapping on rubber gloves with relish): SCWEET! Hey, look at the vic's hands! They're almost as big as mine!
Stabler: You lesbians, you're all size queens.

[betsybanger.livejournal.com]

I was just conversing with the wife about this issue just this morning. I have finally admitted to being a size queen and she couldn't stop laughing, tho thankful she fits the bill. I always wondered what it was about MH... definitely not the big teeth or the downturned nose, maybe it's the mandible or the ear-muff thighs... ahhh by Jorja, it's the hands! Wonder if he is turned off by her hands? In some ways she is feminine, but in most ways she's a dyke.
such a f*cking waste

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

They are large lesbian hands but they are prettier than Mishka's.

I asked her why she likes Amy Ray and she said that besides the music, she thinks I look like Amy Ray. I think I'll be taking her in to get her eyes checked.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

They are large lesbian hands but they are prettier than Mishka's.

Them's fighin' words, son. Let's see photos of these hands! And not just one hand picking on a smaller hand, like before!

she thinks I look like Amy Ray. I think I'll be taking her in to get her eyes checked.

We picked swell chicks to be married to. Last night Teh Wife told me I looked like a Nordic princess. [?] She is coming down with a cold...

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Fightin' words? Here's your fighting words (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/Cabenson/Personal/hands2.gif).

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see how this works: Anytime someone brings up the hand issue, you cut off his or her hand and put it in a tray to feed to your cats! Quelle mature, Cabbie!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Naw baby..I was flipping you off. That was my "spare" hand to scare the little tricl or trat bastards.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

I was hoping, given your naturally merry, sunny disposition and great love of the "youngsters," that said middle finger was merely tragically misplaced...