Question of the day

Because I made people think yesterday, I shall go easy on you.

Coffee, tea, or me?

Question of the day

Because I made people think yesterday, I shall go easy on you.

Coffee, tea, or me?

My Grandpa was a twister

The first tropical storm this year was named Arlene (that was my grandma's name) and she sweetly gave us much needed rain and left all too quickly. Then there was Tropical Storm Cindy (my aunt's name) and she whined a lot and flooded areas of South Carolina concentrating on the area where her ex-husband was vacationing. Now they are talking about Hurricane Dennis, a 140 mph, Grade 4, Disaster-in-Waiting. Did I mention that my Uncle Dennis was a paranoid schizophrenic drug abuser who caused his family a great deal of pain and suffering before he self-destructed? I can't tell you how relieved that my sister is not named Jose.

My Grandpa was a twister

The first tropical storm this year was named Arlene (that was my grandma's name) and she sweetly gave us much needed rain and left all too quickly. Then there was Tropical Storm Cindy (my aunt's name) and she whined a lot and flooded areas of South Carolina concentrating on the area where her ex-husband was vacationing. Now they are talking about Hurricane Dennis, a 140 mph, Grade 4, Disaster-in-Waiting. Did I mention that my Uncle Dennis was a paranoid schizophrenic drug abuser who caused his family a great deal of pain and suffering before he self-destructed? I can't tell you how relieved that my sister is not named Jose.

Do me, no wait, Do WITH me

I replied to this in spikeindenver's journal, so now I'm posting it here...

I want everyone who reads this to tell me something they'd like to do with me someday. Then post this message in your LiveJournal to find out what I want to do with you. I'll respond in kind to your comment. Answers can be rated from G to NC17. Keep the XXX for private email ;)

Do me, no wait, Do WITH me

I replied to this in spikeindenver's journal, so now I'm posting it here...

I want everyone who reads this to tell me something they'd like to do with me someday. Then post this message in your LiveJournal to find out what I want to do with you. I'll respond in kind to your comment. Answers can be rated from G to NC17. Keep the XXX for private email ;)