My Grandpa was a twister

[cabenson]

The first tropical storm this year was named Arlene (that was my grandma's name) and she sweetly gave us much needed rain and left all too quickly. Then there was Tropical Storm Cindy (my aunt's name) and she whined a lot and flooded areas of South Carolina concentrating on the area where her ex-husband was vacationing. Now they are talking about Hurricane Dennis, a 140 mph, Grade 4, Disaster-in-Waiting. Did I mention that my Uncle Dennis was a paranoid schizophrenic drug abuser who caused his family a great deal of pain and suffering before he self-destructed? I can't tell you how relieved that my sister is not named Jose.