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I am exhausted, but my mind doesn't want to shut up long enough to allow me to sleep. Frustrated with the Hell Lab as a whole, I decided to crack down tonight (not down some crack) and I wound up applying for 6-7 positions at various hospitals in the city. After being off work for so long, I finally came to realize that I really do hate that place and it should burn to the ground. When ever the kids are traveling between my parents house and mine, they pass by the lab and chant, "Burn baby burn!" I have trained them well.

Speaking of the kids, I spent Saturday afternoon with them. My title of "bestest, coolest aunt ever" was upheld and I showered them with dinner and arcade games to show my appreciation. They have changed so damn much. And I can't believe I forgot that teenagers have opinions and they think they are correct all the fucking time. I know I never acted that way. I damn well knew I was correct all the time.

Mom is bringing them back next Tues evening so they can fly back to NC on Wed morning. The topic of the relationship between Mrs CB and myself was raised. We have never said anything to them because quite frankly, they just aren't that mature. I guess they asked my folks some questions, but were to shy to ask us. Credit to my mom for saying that it was our decision when and what to tell them. I know it won't affect how they feel about me when I tell them, but I am concerned as they are not being raised in what I would call an open-minded home. They do have another aunt on their father's side who is also a lesbian...we had hoped that my nephew would inherit our gay genes because he would make such a fabulous fag. There's four of them, and I would support any of them if they were gay. I just hope it ain't the youngest one. He's a little asshole. And he's only six.

Yesterday when I went in search of the unfindable Dune(1984), I walked into the store just as a guy was running out with a load of DVDs and games in his arms. He dropped half of them as he jumped into the getaway car and I turned around and got the plate number just as an employee came out and saw them take off. He also got the plate number so I just went about my business. Never did find the damn dvd.


I've been trying to do the "Five things that prove you are a dork" meme but I keep coming up with non-dorky things. I think someone should start a "Five things that prove you are an asshole" meme. I could do that one quite easily.

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I am exhausted, but my mind doesn't want to shut up long enough to allow me to sleep. Frustrated with the Hell Lab as a whole, I decided to crack down tonight (not down some crack) and I wound up applying for 6-7 positions at various hospitals in the city. After being off work for so long, I finally came to realize that I really do hate that place and it should burn to the ground. When ever the kids are traveling between my parents house and mine, they pass by the lab and chant, "Burn baby burn!" I have trained them well.

Speaking of the kids, I spent Saturday afternoon with them. My title of "bestest, coolest aunt ever" was upheld and I showered them with dinner and arcade games to show my appreciation. They have changed so damn much. And I can't believe I forgot that teenagers have opinions and they think they are correct all the fucking time. I know I never acted that way. I damn well knew I was correct all the time.

Mom is bringing them back next Tues evening so they can fly back to NC on Wed morning. The topic of the relationship between Mrs CB and myself was raised. We have never said anything to them because quite frankly, they just aren't that mature. I guess they asked my folks some questions, but were to shy to ask us. Credit to my mom for saying that it was our decision when and what to tell them. I know it won't affect how they feel about me when I tell them, but I am concerned as they are not being raised in what I would call an open-minded home. They do have another aunt on their father's side who is also a lesbian...we had hoped that my nephew would inherit our gay genes because he would make such a fabulous fag. There's four of them, and I would support any of them if they were gay. I just hope it ain't the youngest one. He's a little asshole. And he's only six.

Yesterday when I went in search of the unfindable Dune(1984), I walked into the store just as a guy was running out with a load of DVDs and games in his arms. He dropped half of them as he jumped into the getaway car and I turned around and got the plate number just as an employee came out and saw them take off. He also got the plate number so I just went about my business. Never did find the damn dvd.


I've been trying to do the "Five things that prove you are a dork" meme but I keep coming up with non-dorky things. I think someone should start a "Five things that prove you are an asshole" meme. I could do that one quite easily.

Five Reasons I am an Asshole Meme

Embrace your inner asshole and tell me the top 5 reasons you are such a dick. Put this in your journal and tag five other assholes to do it as well.



1. I am less than pleasant in the mornings and rarely acknowledge Mrs. CB even when she has a piping hot cup of coffee waiting for me when I get out of the shower. I sleepwalk through getting ready and grumpily offer up a cheek for a goodbye kiss all the while actively searching for the boys so I can give them a proper goodbye.

2. If I don't want to do something or I'm too tired (lazy), I use the back as an excuse whether it hurts or not. This includes tasks such as getting groceries, doing the cat litter, cleaning up cat barf and visiting my family. Especially the in-laws. I will be using this a lot in the next six-twelve months. Don't take it personally.

3. I will tell the Burning Bush's husband that the Mexican Polka music they are playing outside is too loud and I can hear it through my open windows (even though I can't). After they turn it down or go inside, I shut the windows and turn the air back on.

4. I can be asshole-honest when I am drunk which I am not now, so I may re-do this meme this weekend. My best-friend's ex-partner can attest to this...a lot.

5. While I have a medical excuse right now-shut it, I do!!-, I deny Mrs. CB teh sex more than I should (see #2). However, I perk right up if tool shopping is promised afterwards. And I constantly request a "caffe au lait colored whore" as a present.

I tag ALL the assholes on my flist. They know who they are.

Five Reasons I am an Asshole Meme

Embrace your inner asshole and tell me the top 5 reasons you are such a dick. Put this in your journal and tag five other assholes to do it as well.



1. I am less than pleasant in the mornings and rarely acknowledge Mrs. CB even when she has a piping hot cup of coffee waiting for me when I get out of the shower. I sleepwalk through getting ready and grumpily offer up a cheek for a goodbye kiss all the while actively searching for the boys so I can give them a proper goodbye.

2. If I don't want to do something or I'm too tired (lazy), I use the back as an excuse whether it hurts or not. This includes tasks such as getting groceries, doing the cat litter, cleaning up cat barf and visiting my family. Especially the in-laws. I will be using this a lot in the next six-twelve months. Don't take it personally.

3. I will tell the Burning Bush's husband that the Mexican Polka music they are playing outside is too loud and I can hear it through my open windows (even though I can't). After they turn it down or go inside, I shut the windows and turn the air back on.

4. I can be asshole-honest when I am drunk which I am not now, so I may re-do this meme this weekend. My best-friend's ex-partner can attest to this...a lot.

5. While I have a medical excuse right now-shut it, I do!!-, I deny Mrs. CB teh sex more than I should (see #2). However, I perk right up if tool shopping is promised afterwards. And I constantly request a "caffe au lait colored whore" as a present.

I tag ALL the assholes on my flist. They know who they are.

Hate the sin and love the sinner, muthafucka!

Last week was an ugly week at the MH board and this discussion spawned my new icon. Thank you lostingeekdom for the icon and ultraviolet730 for the discussion. I am not sure why I always want to call you "ultraviolent" ;)

Hate the sin and love the sinner, muthafucka!

Last week was an ugly week at the MH board and this discussion spawned my new icon. Thank you lostingeekdom for the icon and ultraviolet730 for the discussion. I am not sure why I always want to call you "ultraviolent" ;)