The Post that Links You to the World.

Well, Friendslist, the time has come to make a very difficult announcement. After seven wonderful years with Mrs. CB, I have decided to leave her so I can be with My Hawt New Boyfriend. I think I'd be a beautiful bride to Mr. Bowl-cut Shooterman. Only in Central Ohio people, only in Central Ohio.

There has been some craziness, and some sadness in the news recently. Sadness first, Lauren Crowley , a beautiful young TV reporter at my favorite local news station died suddenly after a short illness that was related to a car accident she was involved in last month. I remember telling Mrs. CB that we should watch this girl's career, she was that damn good. Such a loss.

Crazy news includes that whack job nutter JMK and the Jon Benet case. More creepy details surface about this guy every day. And then there is the I Meow at You, Biotch! neighborly feud. Idiot of the day award goes to Mom,I swear, I'm not touching myself down there.

Slow days at work = NewsJunky CB getting her fix.

The Post that Links You to the World.

Well, Friendslist, the time has come to make a very difficult announcement. After seven wonderful years with Mrs. CB, I have decided to leave her so I can be with My Hawt New Boyfriend. I think I'd be a beautiful bride to Mr. Bowl-cut Shooterman. Only in Central Ohio people, only in Central Ohio.

There has been some craziness, and some sadness in the news recently. Sadness first, Lauren Crowley , a beautiful young TV reporter at my favorite local news station died suddenly after a short illness that was related to a car accident she was involved in last month. I remember telling Mrs. CB that we should watch this girl's career, she was that damn good. Such a loss.

Crazy news includes that whack job nutter JMK and the Jon Benet case. More creepy details surface about this guy every day. And then there is the I Meow at You, Biotch! neighborly feud. Idiot of the day award goes to Mom,I swear, I'm not touching myself down there.

Slow days at work = NewsJunky CB getting her fix.

And a bit of memeness

Stolen fron tudorlady. Fill in the blanks.

Dear CB,

I ____ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)

And a bit of memeness

Stolen fron tudorlady. Fill in the blanks.

Dear CB,

I ____ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)