CB's Question of the Day

[cabenson]

After watching last night's limp excuse for a season finale of SVU, I find myself wondering if they should just close dowm shop, and call it a series. So, todays' question is an essay question. Pencils ready...

How would you write the final episode of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit?

Comments

[bast2.livejournal.com]

i think that at the end of next season--svu will be the only l&o show left standing. so a better exercise would be how would we end the mothership and ci.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

No brainer!

During softball practice, Elliot accidentally kills Casey with a foul ball. Guilt-stricken, he loses his memory and decides he is a lounge singer. He gets a steady gig at the Rainbow Room. Meanwhile, an asteroid is heading to the Earth--targeted right at the 1-6. Realizing that her sweet baboo, Olivia, is in mortal danger, Alex returns to NYC. Olivia suddenly realizes that she has never officially sent out the memo that she is a huge honking dyke. While the asteroid races to the 1-6, Olivia sends out the memo and tells Fin & Munch about the time her mother threw an asteroid at her. Or maybe it was a vodka bottle. Fin and Munch decide it's time to open their B&B in Vermont. Huang buys some new dope for the imminent crash, because it will be "fucking awesome, man."

Cragen wonders where everyone is.

Using the amazing power of her brainwaves, Warner diverts the asteroid to Washgington, DC and saves them all.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Oh yay for the Warner love. Is there a chance her heroic part could be written, uh, topless?

i R a pot weeesul too!

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Yep, it's in the script. Right after the extended A&O topless makeout scene.

[ultraviolet730.livejournal.com]

During softball practice, Elliot accidentally kills Casey with a foul ball.
Roll, cut print - we have a winner. The rest is fun, too, as long as dope-addled Huang doesn't show up at Elliot's lounge. No karaoke for them!

Olivia suddenly realizes that she has never officially sent out the memo that she is a huge honking dyke
Poor Olivia. Please see NYPD memos, unreleased (other):
Casey is an incompetent, colorblind clown.
Branch is a pompous, ineffectual windbag.
Huang's specialty is obvious, useless pontificating.
Stabler has anger management issues. And four kids.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

The rest is fun, too, as long as dope-addled Huang doesn't show up at Elliot's lounge.

I forgot to mention, you are the special guest star. You're Elliot's "manager." I'm sure you can take Huang down, no problem. But watch out, though--Shirley Knight (other guest star) is stalking Elliot!

[wingsfan.livejournal.com]

sweet baboo

LOL You are my hero.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Ha! Thanks. That was easy! :)

[heathers.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED ABBIE! YOU BASTARD!

XD

-H

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I think you and THI should collaborate on a sequel to your SVU/SP fic.

Please?

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Get out the bong, H! WE ARE THE NEW POT WEASELS!

[heathers.livejournal.com]

Schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. XD

-H

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

No, dude, Abbie is in Idaho, living off the grid as a survivalist. She's in a log cabin making squirrel jerky and plotting to kidnap Olivia.

[heathers.livejournal.com]

Dude! That... makes perfect sense! Ow, my brain!

-H

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

You are the queen! Why can't the execs at NBC acknowledge your genious? It's a crime.
Oh, new Law & Order Series idea. Law and Order--FFU (Fearless Females Unit).