How to fuck with heathers

[cabenson]

Behind a cut because somone has a potty mouth.



heathers: fucking breeders
cabensonsvu: heh...I'm pregnant
cabensonsvu: I've been keeping it quiet
heathers: shut up
cabensonsvu: we haven’t told too many people yet.
cabensonsvu: we’ve been trying for 6 months
heathers: dude are you kidding me?!
cabensonsvu: nope
cabensonsvu: I’m due in May- right around my b-day
heathers: shut up!
cabensonsvu: really
cabensonsvu: it was our last chance
heathers: dude!!!
cabensonsvu: The wife thinks it's a boy
heathers: if you are fucking with me I swear to god I'm flying to ohio to kick your ass
cabensonsvu: we wanna name him PSYCH!!
heathers: hahaha you fucker
heathers: i knew you were a fucking liar
heathers: expect me in the am
cabensonsvu: bring coffee
heathers: I'm going to trash your ass with my huge hands
cabensonsvu: can't wait
heathers: you're lucky m y rock is in the shop
cabensonsvu: heh heh
heathers: you fucker
cabensonsvu: mama fucker
heathers: i swear I'm going to kick your ass
heathers: someday somehow
cabensonsvu: you did believe me for a sec, didn't you
heathers: when you said the boy part I was like no fucking way and then you psyched me out
heathers: but until the boy thing i didn't believe you at all
cabensonsvu: The Subject shall be "How to Fuck with heathers"
heathers: hahahahaha

Not that we didn't think about having kids. We did at one time. Then we sobered up.

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[aqua-blurr.livejournal.com]

Then we sobered up.

See, that's why hets have so many unwanted kids. They drink, fuck around, get pregnant, and then sober up and talk about having the kid. We drink, fuck around, talk about having kids, and then sober up.

Of course, poor heathers has to drink, talk about having kids, sober up, get her cock from the shop and then fuck around. It's better birth control than her utter lack of semen production.