All I want for Christmas...

[cabenson]

In case anyone was wondering, I would like one (of both) of the following for Christmas:

1) Typing lessons with a special focus on the "I vs O" keys.

2) A larger keyboard. With bigger keys.

Comments

[say-revolution.livejournal.com]

1) Typing lessons with a special focus on the "I vs O" keys.

Maybe we can take a class together! I can't tell you how many times I've become say_revolutoin, how many times I've quivered with antici-----patoin, or how many times I've logged onto svufictoin.com. It doesn't make any sense, considering that my middle finger is a good centimeter longer than that fast little ring finger. Dammit.

[celluloidson.livejournal.com]

Wiw, simeine else has that priblem? O'm nit aline! O want ti take that class alsi.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

I've already bought you a case of pinot noir and a case of Depends. Is that okay?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Oh that's great! I actually type correctly when I'm liquored up.

Oh, so we tried a Chilean Cabernet last night...[le swoon]