My Cyber Harem

[cabenson]

I have decided that I am not getting the cyber-whores that I requires, so I have decided to create a cyber-Harem. And no, Mrs. CB is not a fan of this idea, but hey, she has an LJ, she can do whatever she wants.

Here are the "filled" positions thus far:

heathers shall be the creator of our pre-orgy feasts and shall provide sexual favors.

lonejaguar shall design the rooms in which my harem shall reside and she shall provide sexual favors

mikee_pm shall be my No.1 bitch and writer of the smut and she shall provide sexual favors

theholyinnocent shall keep all my other bitches in line and shall tell humorous tales to keep me amused and she shall provide sexual favors

eclectic_fan shall use her scientific skillz to examine all potential harem members for disease and defects and shall keep my computers in working order. She shall also encourage my writers of fiction and she shall provide sexual favors.

If you wish to become a member of my harem, please comment. Tell me what skillz you have that will be of benefit to my harem. Oh...and you must be legal...jail bait is not for me.

Comments

[eclecticfan.livejournal.com]

Just call me doc...

and look at all the cool places I get to have my fingers...

who wants to be examined first? no pushing. just get in line... everyone needs to be examined.

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

well, i play a mean game of Twister and additionally, Cabenson, i was just informed that we have about 50 little boxes of chocolate and peanut butter buckeyes left over from this weekend...
(i can bring those to the party)

[ki-finn.livejournal.com]

well let's see I have a Shakespeare quote for any occaision, am an expert knot tier, and am just generally genial company.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

You shall be GameMaster and she who feeds buckeyes (the candy, not the poisonous nut) to the Cabenson. And you shall provide sexual favors.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

You shall be the jovial Shakespeare quoting BondageMaster and shall provide sexualfavors.

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

::raising my hand::

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

you shall also provide sexual favors to me behined the cabenson's back.

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

i reserve the right, as no. 1 bitch, to fuck all other bitches, before, after and during our "quality time" together, oh mistress cabenson.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

You may fuck them all AFTER I get them...I am older then you and bigger as well. Respect your bad-assed elders or...you shall be demoted to No. 2.

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

that's it?
i was expecting threats such as spanking and stuff.
i don't mind being demoted (you know no one can be as good as me), as long as i get to fuck 'em all!
BWAHAHAHA!

[angharad_gov.livejournal.com]

i can bake you my famous scottish shortbread cookies and write you banal, depressing love poetry.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

You shall be my Poet Laureate and you shall bake me sweets, but only when heathers allows you into her kitchen. And you shall provide sexual favors.

[bluepoet.livejournal.com]

my brain is a bottomless pit of information about music, especially chick tunes. i am also the mistress of maps and navigator extraordinare. (please do not assign me spelling tasks; this post was tough enough.)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

You shall navigate my harem when we take road trips to kidnaprecruit new members and you shall pick the music for said trips. And you shall provide sexual favors.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

I get to be the ENFORCER? ::cracks knuckles:: Schweet!

Mrs. CB is not a fan of this idea

Oh dear. I'd be willing to bang Mrs. CB too in order to keep the peace.

[eclecticfan.livejournal.com]

you are such the giver.

the lengths and sacrifices you'll make for the good of the harem.

one, thorough medical check and you'll be set to go...

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

The Greater Good is always foremost in my mind, my dear. That, and banging chicks. How happy the circumstance when the two principles intertwine!

one, thorough medical check and you'll be set to go...

Okay, let me scrape my tongue first....

[the-pressure.livejournal.com]

Skills? I think it would be best to wait and see.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I told Mrs CB that the Subway Licker was willing to bang her. Again with the "not amused" look...followed by the "you're off your fucking nut" stare. I may be searching for a divorce lawyer.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I have already decided. You carry an "old soul" and are wise beyond your years...very similar to myself at that age. You shall be the giver of sage adviceand help sedate Mikee and you shall provide sexual favors.

[wingsfan.livejournal.com]

I still have bail money.lol.
So if for some reason anyone got thrown into the slammer...I'll show up with my hockey stick.
*blinks and smiles sweetly*

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

No...I need you to save the bail money for O:SF-Phase 2 which commences in 69 days.

[wingsfan.livejournal.com]

Ahhh but you forget that there's no stalking law in NY and therefore they can't throw you in for that.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Are there still kidnapping laws? :)

[wingsfan.livejournal.com]

well YEAH.
Although, as long as you keep your distance...