My Cyber Harem

[cabenson]

I have decided that I am not getting the cyber-whores that I requires, so I have decided to create a cyber-Harem. And no, Mrs. CB is not a fan of this idea, but hey, she has an LJ, she can do whatever she wants.

Here are the "filled" positions thus far:

heathers shall be the creator of our pre-orgy feasts and shall provide sexual favors.

lonejaguar shall design the rooms in which my harem shall reside and she shall provide sexual favors

mikee_pm shall be my No.1 bitch and writer of the smut and she shall provide sexual favors

theholyinnocent shall keep all my other bitches in line and shall tell humorous tales to keep me amused and she shall provide sexual favors

eclectic_fan shall use her scientific skillz to examine all potential harem members for disease and defects and shall keep my computers in working order. She shall also encourage my writers of fiction and she shall provide sexual favors.

If you wish to become a member of my harem, please comment. Tell me what skillz you have that will be of benefit to my harem. Oh...and you must be legal...jail bait is not for me.

Comments

[bluepoet.livejournal.com]

my brain is a bottomless pit of information about music, especially chick tunes. i am also the mistress of maps and navigator extraordinare. (please do not assign me spelling tasks; this post was tough enough.)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

You shall navigate my harem when we take road trips to kidnaprecruit new members and you shall pick the music for said trips. And you shall provide sexual favors.