Happy Birthday Teh Not-So-Holy

[cabenson]

Happy 69th birthday, a few hours early, theholyinnocent. I can't believe some one older than my mother can get as much action as you do ;) And still be so..flexible. Happy Birthday!!!

So break out your 45's and we'll have us a sing-a-long at the old Harem tonight.

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IN LIV’S LIFE to “In My Life” by The Beatles



There are faces I remember
From my drunken days of one-night stands.
ADA’s and cops, one reporter,
And possibly once, an all-girl band
All these faces had their moments
Including that hairy one-legged whore,
But the one that is dead yet living,
In my life, I‘ve loved her more.

Staying faithful proves a torment
But I promised her, I would be true
Then I saw theholyinnocent
Out the window thoughts of Alex flew
Though I know I’ll always love my pookie
And do anything to bring her back
Yet Teh Holy was quite eager for the nookie
Not bad for her age, in the sack

Yes I know I’ll always want for Alex
But the price on her head ruins the moment
So I’ll have to get my fix
With the now-not-so-holyinnocent


LATE NIGHT BOOTY CALL to “Muskrat Love” by The Captain and Tenille


Lesbian, lesbian co-workers
Doin’ each other they would confer
In her office
Hidin’ from old Liz

Femme chic Cabot, Butch Benson
Liv thinks of Alex while she cleans her gun
So she calls her
“I need me some lawyer”

And they suck and they fuck and they fumble
Then up to the crib they will tumble
Over to the couch they crawl
Late Night Booty Call

Nibbling on nipples, clits wet with dew
Liv says to Alex, “I…god… think I love you! Do ya love me?
Alex says, “Like
I love Petrovsky?”

And now she’s licking her earlobe
Kissing her face
“Liv we need to find a secluded place
To continue with chocolate fondue.”

And they sucked and they fucked and they fumbled
Down the crib stairs they stumbled
Up against Cragan’s office wall
Late Night Booty Call

Ah ah AH OH GOD YES!!

Happy Birthday, thi!

Comments

ye olde harem sing-along

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahahhaaaa! They're both awesome. You demented woman, I would hate having "Muskrat Love" stuck in my head if it wasn't so incredibly fucking funny! (Were you humming it as you wrote, perhaps driving Mrs. CB to the brink?)

And possibly once, an all-girl band

Hee! The Go-Gos or the Bangles?

And this:

Liv says to Alex, “I…god… think I love you! Do ya love me?
Alex says, “Like
I love Petrovsky?”

Lovin' the Lena Love!

CB, you really need to write an "SVU: The Musical." It'd be brill!

Re: ye olde harem sing-along

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

So glad you enjoyed them. Happy Birthday!
CB, you really need to write an "SVU: The Musical." It'd be brill!
Well, that IS an idea...but I would need help coming up with One-Hit Wonders and Obscure/Novelty 70's tunes...you remember those, right ;)

And possibly once, an all-girl band

Hee! The Go-Gos or the Bangles?
Haha...I was thinking of those to as well as Bananarama :sings "It's a cruel, cruel Summer...":

[aqua-blurr.livejournal.com]

Dag, you gots talent like some folks gots... well... none! These are hilarious!

And you need brain-storming help? Well, never let I be said that I fail to lend a helping hand, esp regarding cheesy 70s/80s stuff:
-Lady Willpower, Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
-Baby I'ma Want You, Bread
-Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun, Julie Brown
-I Know What Boys Like, The Waitresses
-Knock Three Times, Tony Orlando and Dawn
-Tie a Yellow Ribbon, same <--dude, as sung by alex to liv, it practically writes itself!
-Whip It, Devo
-Africa, Toto
-99 Luftballoons, Nena

Aaaaaand I want front row seats to the musical. Ardent fans are clamoring at your doorstep for more, more, MORE!! :D

[aqua-blurr.livejournal.com]

Oooo! Josie Cotton's "Johnny, Are You Queer?" Hahahahahahaaaaa.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Of course, I mentioned a musical to Mrs CB and she ran screaming from the room.