I Hab a Code

[cabenson]

I have a cold...a huge thank you to the bitches I work with that a) refused to stay home with their 102 degree fevers and b) refused to cover their pieholes when they coughed. Normally, I wouldn't care so much, but if I start coughing...I can lose a year's worth of PT on my back just like that. I hope they catch the clap and feel the burn of the fire of a thousand suns when they pee. Nah...I don't hold a grudge.

So Mrs. CB goes to the store for the usual cold/flu fare: orange juice, chicken noodle soup, cherry shots. She comes back with that stuff AND a bag from Wendy's. For her. Nothing for the sick CB. She never told me she was going to Wendy's...a cheeseburger and a frosty sound great right now. No sex for her.

And because I am bored , I stole this from say_revolution

Who wants to be Bill?

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[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

lol
poor baby.
come here, bitch no.1 will take care of you :-)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

That's okay, Mikee. I think it's contagious so I have quarantined myself (and a few choice harem members) until further notice. If both Aqua-Benson are ill, we will need you to run things for us while we..uh..recuperate

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

cool!
all the ladies are mine!
ok, listen up, girlssss...

[aqua-blurr.livejournal.com]

Yep, call in the reserves. My cold is stalking me. I thought I ditched the bitch on Friday, but she tracked my ass down yesterday and stabbed me in the chest. I hate chest colds!

cabenson, I'll bring a nice pot of homemade tinola chicken soup if you'll share a cherry shot or two. That way, the other "choice" members can just worry about bringing, heh, themselves. I "fear" this recuperation could take some time, don't you? ;-)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I "fear" this recuperation could take some time, don't you? ;-)
:looks to see if Mrs CB is around: Hell I'm milking it for all I can. But I have to be better by the weekend. Tis Teh Wife's b-day and I am taking her to dinner and possibly, going to visit her family with her.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Oooh, do i get to be the crazy lady with the eyepatch?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

You aren't already? I was told....

[heathers.livejournal.com]

One eye and no teeth... Isn't she dreeeeeeeeeeamy?

-H