My Cruel,Cruel Mrs. CB

[cabenson]

About a half hour ago, I flipped on the Bobby Flay show, "Boy Meets Grill" just to see what the Asshat was cooking, and quickly flipped back to the Olympics.

Mrs CB: Where you just watching "Boy Meets Grill?"

Me: No, just checking.

Mrs CB: Was your girlfriend on?

Me: Nah.

Mrs CB: Did you hear that they broke up?

Me:WHAT?!

Mrs CB: Yeah, I swear I heard it on one of the gossip shows.

Me:WHEN?!

Mrs CB: Earlier this week, I think.

So, I go tearing into the office and spend the next 20 minutes searching gossip sites.

Mrs. CB: But I guess it could have been someone else.

Oh sweet irony. The ONE time I want her to be right, she admits that she is probably wrong.

Comments

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

god, you should have seen my face before your woman's "But I guess it could have been someone else" and after.
and there i thought SM is available for me again.
i have a weak heart, baby. have mercy!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

She's been banished to the couch for a week, or until she can "otherwise" make up for such a heinous blunder

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

yes, well, you get your compensation.
i'm still weeping here.
oh, cruel fate!

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahahahaha...I mean, how cruel.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

:whines: It's not funny, dammit!

Now I have to continue planning "Operation:Stephanie Freedom Phase 2"

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Now I have to continue planning "Operation:Stephanie Freedom Phase 2"

I'll visit you in Sing Sing, honey.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

kay! Pleaase bring donuts and Mr. Pinot.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

I can't wait to see the look on their faces at the liquor store when I ask, "What red goes well with custard-filled donuts topped with jimmies?"