Lawn Mower Blues-redux
Jul. 29th, 2004 02:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cabensonMrs CB (on phone): My partner thinks the spark plug needs replaced.
Mower Dude: Nah, sounds like you got bad gas. Bring it in.
Mrs CB takes mower to be serviced. An hour later, she gets a call.
Mrs CB: So, was it the gas?
Mower Dude: Nope, your spark plug needed changed.
Fucking tool!
Mower Dude: Nah, sounds like you got bad gas. Bring it in.
Mrs CB takes mower to be serviced. An hour later, she gets a call.
Mrs CB: So, was it the gas?
Mower Dude: Nope, your spark plug needed changed.
Fucking tool!
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Date: 2004-07-29 01:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-29 01:26 pm (UTC)Service on mower $19.99 plus tax
New gas for mower $ 5.00
Being right all the time PRICELESS!!
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Date: 2004-07-29 01:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-30 12:45 am (UTC)oh, damn, we're not?
::scurrying to untie several men::
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Date: 2004-07-30 12:45 am (UTC)