Help Me!!!

[cabenson]

Mrs. CB and I are watching holiday themed TV and have a minor disagreement:


Me: Oooh, I want to match up the hot mom with the hotter principal. Is that wrong?

Mrs CB. YES! There is NO femslashing in The Santa Clause 2.

Me: But...but...its Elizabeth Mitchell!!!

Mrs. CB: No femslashing where Santa is involved.

Someone needs a refresher card on the art of femslashing...

Comments

[ralst.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth Mitchell's characters must always be femslashed. It's the law.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Thank you! She said, "Damn you didn't have to break out The Queen on me ;)

[ralst.livejournal.com]

lol

[ariestess]

LOL! I hadn't thought about slashing Mom and Mrs. Claus... *heh* I'd certainly read it if it WAS written...

[darandkerry.livejournal.com]

'Tis the season to femslash! The more, the merrier, especially when the more and/or the merrier includes Elizabeth Mitchell!

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Good Lord, you have to do something to make Santa Clause 2 watchable! Mrs. CB is not filled with holiday spirit yet. Perhaps you need to make speshul Xmas sangria for her.

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

I have plenty of "ho-ho-ho" I'll have you know.

Hmmm. There are newly purchased raspberries next to the white wine in the fridge.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Well, then, you can't deny CB her femslash! Are you afraid she'll end up writing a manifesto about Santa Clause 2? It's these things that keep her out of jail!

There are newly purchased raspberries next to the white wine in the fridge.

Uh-oh, I feel a showtunes serenade a-brewing.

[lostingeekdom.livejournal.com]

Isn't Santa supposed to be kinda asexual? Mrs. Claus deserves better company.

[rebelsom.livejournal.com]

lol, i thought Femslash was possible even if it was just your mind that produced even the smallest hint of Subtext?

Besides, from what i remember, both the mom and prinipal are pretty hot, so no one would mind if it was written

[mammothluv.livejournal.com]

Mrs. CB obviously needs to be taught that there are NO limits when it comes to femslash goggles. True femslashers can find it anywhere! I'm very proud of your ability to femslash The Santa Clause 2.

[armature.livejournal.com]

[Unknown site tag] made me watch the credits of that movie on youtube just to see Elizabeth Mitchell in her goofy hotness dancing about. (I fell in love with her in Gia, anyway.)

I'd read Santaslash. *shrug*