Dear Mother Nature,
I am tired of the fights between your sons, Heatmeiser and Snowmeiser. One day it's 65 degrees, the next, I have half an inch of ice on my fucking car windows. Make up your minds already, ya freaks!
No love,
CB
P.S. You owe me a new ice scraper, bitch!
I am tired of the fights between your sons, Heatmeiser and Snowmeiser. One day it's 65 degrees, the next, I have half an inch of ice on my fucking car windows. Make up your minds already, ya freaks!
No love,
CB
P.S. You owe me a new ice scraper, bitch!