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*I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?

1. Produce: tomatoes
2. Bakery: apple pie
3. Meat: 16 0z thick cut boneless NY Strip
4. Frozen: Graeter's Buckeye Blitz Ice cream
5. Dry Goods: Cheez-Its

*Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?

1. Jeans
2. Ohio State Jersey
3. Black sweater
***I would MacGuyver together a bra with napkins, rubber bands and paperclips and, uh, go commando

*If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

1. "I will stab you in the heart with a pen!"
2. "Stop ringing!" (to the phone)
3. "Is it too early to start drinking yet?" (usually this phrase slips out about 9:30am
4. "Morons!"
*** I work in Customer Service ;/

*So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?

1. cussing
2. listening to music while I work
3. something creative-writing or vidding
4. snuggling with the boys and the wife

*You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?

1. Jack asses who pull out in front of me
2. COTA busses taking part of my lane as well as their own
3. Central Ohioans who cannot drive in rain or snow

*Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?

1. catching up online
2. vidding
3. watching a cheesy disaster flick that Mrs. CB would not like
4. reading
5. writing

*We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?

1. manatees
2. giraffes
3. penquins or big cats...not sure which

*You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?

1. Graeter's Buckeye Blitz
2. Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie
3. Baskin Robbin's Pralines and Cream

*Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?

1. driver's license
2. pics of Mrs. CB and nieces and nephews
3. Imitrex for migraines
4. insurance cards
5. receipt from dinner where we had a delicious Malbec

*You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?

1. psychologist
2. teacher
3. nuclear brain physicist surgeon
4. pimp

*If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

1. Don't get a mullett!
2. Do whatever you can to get out of Dodge ASAP!
3. Yes, that was a girlcrush and it's okay.
4. Don't smoke.