The Interview Meme
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Interview Me:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better. If I already know you well, expect the questions may be a little more intimate!
3. You will update your lj with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Questions I was asked by
medie
1. Dick Wolfe's on his knees before you, begging. He wants to bring Cabot back to SVU - how shall you do it and how much will you make him suffer before you say yes *G* or *WOULD* you?
1. Easy! Alex is busted back down to plain old ADA after pictures of her fornicating with Judge Petrovsky on her office desk find their way to Casey's MySpace page. In a fit of jealous rage, Olivia engages in transferreal behavior and laces Casey's hair dye with a concentrated dermatophte suspension which causes our Color Chameleon to develop scalp ringworm and immediate hair loss. Alex is brought back into SVU after Huang explains that Olivia's actions were the result of her long-standing abandonment issues. He believes that Alex's presence will help Olivia reach a working equilibrium between her excessive victim-like martydom and her desire to just blow everyone the hell away.
Stabler will simply question why he has to go through mandated anger management courses when Olivia gets away with just having her on again, off again, on the desk again lover to "handle" her. Alex calms him down by promising Elliot a private demonstration of her "handling" skills. He smiles, Olivia growls until she looks at Alex and then she smiles, and Alex smirks away. Fin and Munch are sent to the file room and never heard from again.
2. Dream job? The out there, not a chance in hell but hey it would be awesome job?
2. Stand up comedienne
3. Absolute favorite guilty pleasure
3. Right now, it's the Naked Brothers Band
4. So, we're off to Mars to colonize, you wanna come with?
4. No thanks, I don't look good in Red.
5. Okay, you can create a crossover show with a great femslashy pairing. Which two girls, one from each show, do you choose and why?
5. Helen and Nikki from Bad Girls and Patsy and Edina from Ab Fab. It practically writes itself.
** I totally mis-read this question, but I'm sticking with my answer. If I really had to chose just two gals, Alex Cabot and Helen Stewart- oh, the agony of the pleasure.
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better. If I already know you well, expect the questions may be a little more intimate!
3. You will update your lj with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Questions I was asked by
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1. Dick Wolfe's on his knees before you, begging. He wants to bring Cabot back to SVU - how shall you do it and how much will you make him suffer before you say yes *G* or *WOULD* you?
1. Easy! Alex is busted back down to plain old ADA after pictures of her fornicating with Judge Petrovsky on her office desk find their way to Casey's MySpace page. In a fit of jealous rage, Olivia engages in transferreal behavior and laces Casey's hair dye with a concentrated dermatophte suspension which causes our Color Chameleon to develop scalp ringworm and immediate hair loss. Alex is brought back into SVU after Huang explains that Olivia's actions were the result of her long-standing abandonment issues. He believes that Alex's presence will help Olivia reach a working equilibrium between her excessive victim-like martydom and her desire to just blow everyone the hell away.
Stabler will simply question why he has to go through mandated anger management courses when Olivia gets away with just having her on again, off again, on the desk again lover to "handle" her. Alex calms him down by promising Elliot a private demonstration of her "handling" skills. He smiles, Olivia growls until she looks at Alex and then she smiles, and Alex smirks away. Fin and Munch are sent to the file room and never heard from again.
2. Dream job? The out there, not a chance in hell but hey it would be awesome job?
2. Stand up comedienne
3. Absolute favorite guilty pleasure
3. Right now, it's the Naked Brothers Band
4. So, we're off to Mars to colonize, you wanna come with?
4. No thanks, I don't look good in Red.
5. Okay, you can create a crossover show with a great femslashy pairing. Which two girls, one from each show, do you choose and why?
5. Helen and Nikki from Bad Girls and Patsy and Edina from Ab Fab. It practically writes itself.
** I totally mis-read this question, but I'm sticking with my answer. If I really had to chose just two gals, Alex Cabot and Helen Stewart- oh, the agony of the pleasure.
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Date: 2007-02-06 03:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-07 03:40 pm (UTC)2. Is there any truth to the rumors that you de-pants Donald Duck during your recent trip to Disneyland?
3. Other than being a fandom-goddess, do you have a real job, and what does it entail?
4. Pets? How many?
5. You are receiving a gift, but you have to choose-carefully: Flowers or Strippers?
no subject
Date: 2007-02-09 03:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 05:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-07 03:44 pm (UTC)2. How is Betty (the car) working out for you?
3. If you had to pick a theme song for yourself, what would it be?
4. What is your favorite meal?
5. Which would you rather receive: Flowers or Strrippers?
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Date: 2007-02-10 01:26 am (UTC)2. She's frakking fantastic- love love love her.
3. Um... that's a tough one. I think I'd pick "Momma's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys"
4. Steak, garlic smashed potatoes, steamed veggies, and a nice Spanish Red.
5. Hello- Strippers! Flowers die. Strippers are forever.
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 08:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-07 03:48 pm (UTC)2. Everyone does something online that they are either really proud of, or regret deeply. How about you?
3. Naked Amanda Tapping of Naked Lucy Lawless?
4. What is your hosue/apartment/cardboard box like?
5. Which would you rather receive: Flowers or Strippers?
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 11:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-07 03:53 pm (UTC)2. Have you completely settled into your life in the armpit of America?
3. Other than any CSI pairings, who are your favorite pairings to read?
4. You can choose any occupation and get paid whatever you request: What do you do?
5. Which would you rather receive: Flowers or Strrippers?
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 11:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-07 03:59 pm (UTC)2. What are the top three fandoms you participate in and how do you participate: read/write/graphics/lurk?
3. What is your Sign?
4. Favorite OTP?
5. Which would you rather receive: Flowers or Strippers?
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 01:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-07 03:55 pm (UTC)2. What do you hate most about people at tax time? Un-prepared, liars? Dirty whores?
3. You have made a big move in the past year. How are you settling in?
4. Who's sexier: me or Simone Lahbib?
5. Which would you rather receive: Flowers or Strippers?
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 06:28 pm (UTC)yes. absolutely yes.
it creates so many opportunities for Helen to say "why are you behaving like this?" she'd so be saffy.
hey, interview me! :)
no subject
Date: 2007-02-07 04:03 pm (UTC)2. Would you be willing to stalk a certain writer to get them to write Bad Girls/Ab Fab fic?
3. What is LA really like?
4. If you could tour with any musician in the world, who would you choose, and why?
5. Which would you rather receive: Flowers or Strippers?
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 09:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-07 04:06 pm (UTC)2. What profession would you choose if you knew you would be guaranteed success?
3. Do you have pets?
4. Favorite OTP (s) to read and to write?
5. Which would you rather receive: Flowers or Strippers?