OMG! SO bored

[cabenson]

Slooooooow day at work. Amuse me, abuse me, just keep me entertained.

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[archaica.livejournal.com]

I'd say something, but I am, as ever, hypnotized by Simone's boobs. OMGZBoobies.

riddles for Cabenson

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

1.What has fingers but can't type?
Answer:

2.What has ears but can't hear?"
Answer:

3.What has arms but can't hug?"
Answer:

4.What has a head and a foot but no body?"
Answer:

5.When is a car not a car?"
Answer:

6.What has a mouth but never smiles?"
Answer:

7.What has a face but no head?"
Answer:

8.What has leaves but isn't a tree?"
Answer:

9.What has eyes but can't see?"
Answer:

10. What has legs but can't walk?"
Answer:

Re: riddles for Cabenson

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

1.What has fingers but can't type?
Answer: Cabenson, unless I'm drunk.

2.What has ears but can't hear?"
Answer: Mrs. CB

3.What has arms but can't hug?"
Answer: My mother

4.What has a head and a foot but no body?"
Answer: My backyard

5.When is a car not a car?"
Answer: When it's a Porshe, baby!

6.What has a mouth but never smiles?"
Answer: The Olentangy River

7.What has a face but no head?"
Answer: Mariska Hargitay

8.What has leaves but isn't a tree?"
Answer: Ex-girlfriends

9.What has eyes but can't see?"
Answer: Republicans

10. What has legs but can't walk?"
Answer: Again, Cabenson when she IS drunk

Re: riddles for Cabenson

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

*lol*
*lol*
Better than anything anyone could have come up with !

4.What has a head and a foot but no body?"
Answer: My backyard

*lol*!!!

Re: riddles for Cabenson

[stephbrandes.livejournal.com]

I suppose you could dl free porn from limewire.

[bookgrrrl.livejournal.com]

When *I'm* bored at work, I hustle over to YouTube, and do a search for Simone Lahbib. I particularly enjoy the outtakes, and the way she says "bird".

[landofshadows82.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're super bored, you could always read The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck and summarize it nicely in your LJ so I don't have to read it! :-P

Besides that, I've got two words for you: YouTube! You never know what you'll find...