CB's Question of the Day

[cabenson]

If you were a celebrity and needed to write a personal add to get some "action", how would your personal add read?

Comments

[amazonqueenkate.livejournal.com]

If I were a celebrity, all those bitches and hos would be fallin' over each other to get a glimpse of me. I wouldn't need a personal ad, I'd need a body guard to pull them off me.

Or so I dream......

[captain-sam.livejournal.com]

Tall buxom brunette seeks lanky blonde for rendezvous. Must be discreet. Must wear glasses. Must love dolphins.

There's always the Margaret Cho standby: Wanted: ASS BANDIT. Hold up this caboose.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Booze, brains, and busoms. If you've got it, flaunt it all right in my face, baby. Bonus points for sexy accents, bad brunettes, garter belts, and Serge Gainsbourg-accompanied lap dances.

[coolbyrne.livejournal.com]

Tall brunette bad girl seeks same, though height and hair colouring optional. Scottish accent, however, IS required. Relocation to Spain also a must.


(Okay, so that's a cross between character and "celebrity", but I couldn't resist.)