Stolen from fewthistle

[cabenson]

1) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
Yep…it’s hard to bend over a sink after back surgery, especially at my height.But I'm proud to say I'm back at the sink now.

2) Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
Depends on how drunk I am.

3) How old do you look?
I used to look about 10 years younger until I stopped coloring my hair. Now I look about right.

4) How old do you act?
On a good day, maybe 12. On a bad day, 2.

5) What's the last song you sang?
“Numbness for Sound” by Howie Day

6) Do you have a crazy uncle?
I did. Let’s just say he ain’t crazy no mo. He dead.

7) Have you ever smuggled something into America?
I have only been out of America once and that was to Toronto…I don’t think I did. Yeah, I probably did.

8) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Every. Fucking. Day. You get up at 4:00 am and see how good your reflexes are.

9) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
The Ohio State Buckeyes- Women’s Bball ranked #4, Football going to The Fiesta Bowl, and then there is the Blue Jackets…We did have the Columbus Qwest ABL team before they went broke.

10) Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom?
Salt yes, grease no.

11) You ever had sex in a tent?
No, but if I make a fort in my living room this weekend and seduce the wife, can I change my answer? Ah, she’ll be out of town…

12) What about in a boat?
Nope, I am not fond of boats.

13) Have you ever dated a goth?
A goat? Oh, a goth. No, but I did go out to dinner with a Mullet-headed chick from the Westside.

14) Can you fix your own car?
I used to be able to do some things, but not now because of my back…fucker.

15) Would you kill George W. Bush?
Nope. But I would like to see him on death row…in Texas. Even for a visit.

16) Should guys wear pink?
Sure, cause I ain’t gonna.

17) Do you smoke?
Not anymore. It’s been almost 6 years to the day since I quit.

18) Are you a lover or a fighter?
I love a fight, how’s that? I prefer peace and harmony until my hormones tell me otherwise.

19) What's your worst fear?
Being in a car accident. I have cheated death/maiming 3 times and I know I am due.

20) As a kid, were you a lego maniac?
No. We only had Lincoln Logs and Blocks, you spoiled little bitches.

21) Do you like reality TV?
Absofuckinglutely not!

22) Chew on straws?
Sometimes…especially if I’m craving a smoke or very nervous.

23) Were you a cute baby?
You tell me. : points at icon:

24) What’s your favorite color?
Grey or Forest green

25) What color is your keyboard?
Grey with a strip of black but I hope to upgrade to a larger one over the holidays.

26) Do you sing in the shower?
Sometimes, but I usually pornogryphicate the words.

27) Have you ever bungee jumped?
vertigo…so no.

28) Any secret talents?
Yep

29) What's your ideal vacation spot?
Santa Fe, Manhattan, New England, the beach, the UK

30) Can you swim?
I was on a swim team in junior high and I swim now for my back.

31) Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
No.

32) Do you care about the o-zone?
Yes.

33) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a ...?
The owl freaks my ass out.

34) Can you say the alphabet backwards?
I can’t say it forwards unless I write it down.

35) Have you ever been on an airplane?
A few…and I usually need to be drunk or on muscle relaxers.

36) Are you an only child?
Well, technically, I am the only full-blooded product of Mom and Daddy #3, But I have four half-siblings from their other unions. So yes, I am an only child.

37) Do you prefer electric or manual pencil sharpener?
Electric…I like to grind them down…

38) Do you like your handwriting?
Not really.

39). What are you allergic to?
Co-fucking-deine, and I avoid certain foods that are migraine triggers.

40). When was the last time you said I love you?
10 minutes ago when Mrs. CB went to bed.

41). Do you cry at weddings?
I seldom attend weddings. I have never been to a sibling’s wedding and my sister has been married 3 times.

42). How do you like your eggs?
unfertilized, thank you Over hard or scrambled hard

43) What time is it?
8:47 pm EST

44) Do you have a nickname?
CB (even my wife will drop that one now and then), Tree (height) and Bear…I was a bitch in the mornings during high school.

45) Is McDonald's disgusting?
I only get their Yogurt Parfaits.

46). When was the last time you were in a car?
4 hours ago when I moved it off the street and into the drive

47). Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers in the morning for work, soaky baths in the evening for my back

48). Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope.

49). What are you addicted to?
Coffee (have to give it up soon), pretzel rods, Bad Girls, shipwrecks ala mariska.com

50). Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Jif creamy and that’s the only kind I’ll eat.

51). Can you crack your neck?
Yes even though I know I shouldn’t. I am waiting for the day I give myself a stroke doing it.

52). Have you ever rode in an ambulance?
Collapsed in the snow when I first pinched my spinal disk. The asshole neighbor kid stood there yelling, “Hey Ma! The big one fell down.” I think he’s in jail now.

53). How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Two times and I’ll probably do it again before bed because I am drinking wine.

54). Is drug free the way to be?
Fuck no! Although I only partake in the prescribed ones.

55) Are you a heavy sleeper?
Rarely. I once slept through a roof being put on my house. I have problems with insomnia due to the back, medication, the cats, and my wife’s snoring.

56) What color are your eyes?
Olive-green with a thick band of grey on the outside.

57) Last inside joke?
“No, Influence B does not stand for Bird Flu”

58) Do you like your life?
With the exception of my back problems and the bitches at work, absolutely.

59) Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Nope

60) Do you play any instruments?
Flute, tuba, sax and I wanna learn guitar and piano this year.

61) Have you ever stolen anything?
Yep.

62) Can you snowboard?
Nope

63) Do you like camping?
I did as a child, but not now.

64) Do you snort when you laugh?
No. I have a very sexy laugh. really, I do!

65) Do you believe in magic?
Yes- Olivia Newton John told me I hafta.

66) Are dogs a man's best friend?
Don’t care for dogs, don’t care for men , so let them have each other.

67) You believe in divorce?
In the dictionary, under “Di-VORCE”, it says “See Cabenson’s Family Tree”

68) Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Not at work, no. And don’t try to question my Bad Girls Seasons 1-3 knowledge, cause, I’ll fuck ya up.

69) Is it cold outside today?
No. It’s fucking freezing.

70) What was the last thing you ate?
Dinner=tacos and refritos a la Cabenson

71) Do you wear nail polish?
No. I am weirdly claustrophobic and that includes my nails.

72) What's the most annoying TV commercial?
All of them.

73) Do you shop at American eagle?
Nah, nothing fits my fine ass.

74) Do you like chicken?
Yes as long as it’s not alive.

75) If you could be with one person right now who would it be?
Other than Mrs. CB…oh hell, The Scottish Midget, Simone Lahbib. I would ask her to show me how hard it was to get that kissing scene, and then the sexing scene down, and then we'd go drinking, and then we'd Toilet paper Mandana's house and then we'd...

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[fewthistle.livejournal.com]

52). Have you ever rode in an ambulance?
Collapsed in the snow when I first pinched my spinal disk. The asshole neighbor kid stood there yelling, “Hey Ma! The big one fell down.” I think he’s in jail now.

LMAO! I've just spent the last five minutes cleaning the diet sunkist off my screen from that one. "The big one fell down"?? Oh. My. Sweet. Lord.

And yes, you were an adorable child!

The Scottish Midget, Simone Lahbib Poor Simone....she can't help it if delicious things come in small packages. *bg*

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

That kid was a FREAK! 13 yrs old and already 6'7". And gayer than shit!

Mrs. CB is rather short, hell anyone under 5'7" is short to me.

[jandyle.livejournal.com]

38) Do you like your handwriting?
Not really.
Did I ever tell you I once took a handwriting analysis class? You really shouldn't send me handwritten things. *continues of analysis of CB*

68) Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Not at work, no. And don't try to question my Bad Girls Seasons 1-3 knowledge, cause, I'll fuck ya up.
Dude, I wouldn't dream of it. How many times have you seen all the eps now?

71) Do you wear nail polish?
No. I am weirdly claustrophobic and that includes my nails.
That. Is. So. Spot. On. I have never been able to figure out how to describe why I hate nail polish, but that is totally it. I can FEEL it there, and everyone thinks I'm crazy. I just want to claw it off. Yick.

75) If you could be with one person right now who would it be?
Other than Mrs. CB...oh hell, The Scottish Midget, Simone Lahbib.
Everyone keeps saying that! Is she really that small, or are you just that tall?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I have seen Saeson 1 about 5-6 times if you count the research. Same with 2, but only a couple times for 3...but I am working on that tonight.

Nail polish FREAKS ME OUT!

I am 5'10" (when I haven't blown a disc) Mandana Jones is only 5'9" and Lahboob is rumored to be between 5'2" and 5'3" which is the same height as Mrs. CB.

[jandyle.livejournal.com]

Ah, so she isn't *that* short. She's the same height as my Mum (who I passed in the height department when I was in fourth grade).

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Well, she's not quite "fidget" short, but she's a wee bit smaller than me :)

[jandyle.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. But short women are just so gosh darn cute. (Lets just say that if I stand behind bluepoet the top of her head makes a very nice chin rest...)

[ralst.livejournal.com]

68) Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Not at work, no. And don’t try to question my Bad Girls Seasons 1-3 knowledge, cause, I’ll fuck ya up.

Does this mean we get to annoy you with obscure questions and demands for an update on the manifesto's progress?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Manifesto update:

I am start writing Season 3 tonight and hope to have it ready to edit by the weekend.

I also have a failry extensive H/N "episode guide/timeline" as well.

It is due Jan 15th.

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

... The Scottish Midget, Simone Lahbib. I would ask her to show me how hard it was to get that kissing scene, and then the sexing scene down, and then we'd go drinking, and then we'd Toilet paper Mandana's house and then we'd...
HAHAHAHAHAHA-- I lol all the way through reading your meme here....

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Aw shucks ;)

[bluepoet.livejournal.com]

This was highly entertaining.
I'll take that midget anyday.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Thanks...but you'll have to roshambo me for her.

[bluepoet.livejournal.com]

I think jandyle and I could take you, with that bad back and all. :P

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm....

::throws shiny things at you, then kicks you both in the crotch::

::then falls on ass and cries for Vicoden::

[bluepoet.livejournal.com]

Hey, you could watch, ya know!