I'm cold, I'm wet and my snot just froze to my face

[cabenson]

Dear Mother Nature,

I am tired of the fights between your sons, Heatmeiser and Snowmeiser. One day it's 65 degrees, the next, I have half an inch of ice on my fucking car windows. Make up your minds already, ya freaks!

No love,
CB

P.S. You owe me a new ice scraper, bitch!

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[lostingeekdom.livejournal.com]

And everyone laughs while I complain about the cold :-( One day it's fucking 80 degrees and the next it's the 50s. Bloody let me get used to the goddamn weather will ya? I don't need mother nature PMSing on me with her mood swings. I do enough of it already.