I'm cold, I'm wet and my snot just froze to my face

[cabenson]

Dear Mother Nature,

I am tired of the fights between your sons, Heatmeiser and Snowmeiser. One day it's 65 degrees, the next, I have half an inch of ice on my fucking car windows. Make up your minds already, ya freaks!

No love,
CB

P.S. You owe me a new ice scraper, bitch!

Comments

[charliesmum.livejournal.com]

You win at the internets for mentioning Snowmiser and Heatmiser.

And them fighting explains SO much about the weather lately.

[kelbelle.livejournal.com]

We got your card yesterday. :) Hilarious.

[lostingeekdom.livejournal.com]

And everyone laughs while I complain about the cold :-( One day it's fucking 80 degrees and the next it's the 50s. Bloody let me get used to the goddamn weather will ya? I don't need mother nature PMSing on me with her mood swings. I do enough of it already.

[bast2.livejournal.com]

Yesterday it was 83 degrees here. Today the high will be 55. I know the frustration of which you speak.

[eclecticfan.livejournal.com]

yeah - even did the same thing down here - glad I did my planting yesterday

[hereontheporch.livejournal.com]

Nice to know your weather is just as erratic as ours over here!!

Funny post, made me giggle ;)

[lonejaguar.livejournal.com]

Amen.

[godessillyria.livejournal.com]

Ha ha....Heatmeister and Snowmeister.

Damn you woman, now all I'll hear is that damned song about them!!!!

[betsybanger.livejournal.com]

Hey, as long as I get to wear my leather coat, I don't mind the changes.