I'm cold, I'm wet and my snot just froze to my face

[cabenson]

Dear Mother Nature,

I am tired of the fights between your sons, Heatmeiser and Snowmeiser. One day it's 65 degrees, the next, I have half an inch of ice on my fucking car windows. Make up your minds already, ya freaks!

No love,
CB

P.S. You owe me a new ice scraper, bitch!

Comments

[bast2.livejournal.com]

Yesterday it was 83 degrees here. Today the high will be 55. I know the frustration of which you speak.