UnbeLIEVable

[cabenson]

The Burning Bush just backed her bumperless 1988 van into Mrs. CB's ghetto Subaru. She scraped up the front bumper and cracked one of the front headlights. She has mentioned before that she has come close to hitting the car, almost insinuating it would be our fault if she did because we park on the street opposite her driveway. Nevermind the fact that she could back out the OPPOSITE way and wouldn't hit anything because of a fire hydrant being there. We don't block her driveway and only park on the street when one of us has to leave early. I suppose we could take to parking in our front yard like they do. There were 2 pickup trucks and a corvette parked in their front yard today. Did I mention that their front yard is maybe 200 sq yards? And has a tree? I am really starting to heeeeete them.

Comments

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. I hope teh burning bush has teh insurance.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

She has insurance and even called in the claim, but we found out it was her husband that was driving. And we are not quite sure if he is a legal citizen, let alone holding a valid driver's license.

[snuffnyc.livejournal.com]

Oh, those lesbians and their Subarus... I'm starting to feel like less of one without a Martina-mobile of my own. But I have seen a whale, so ... I'm still gay, right?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

But have you swam/swum/swimmed with the healing dolphins?

[sweetgingertea.livejournal.com]

Maybe to avoid such things in the future you guys should park in her yard? Or, if you have any appliances that don't work, or bare mattresses...

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I guess the old man next to them told them it was illegal to park on the lawn. And while I was at work, the "Triad" of neighbors had a little meeting. I expect some shit to be flying when Teh Burning Bush gets home.

[bluepoet.livejournal.com]

Aw, man, she sucks. Too bad her ineptitude behind the wheel couldn't have *caused* your back injury.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I could say she flashed her burning bush and I tripped as I blindly ran away.

[bluepoet.livejournal.com]

As scary as she sounds, I think that's a believable story.