In Sickness and In...I'll kill her!

[cabenson]

I have Teh Plague. Mrs. CB has spent the last week hacking and coughing as a respiratory virus slowly turned into a stomach virus. I took care of her as best I could, forsaking my evenings with Mr. Pinot to feed and medicate her. I only asked for one thing in return: for her to keep her cootie-spewing lips away from me. Obviously, a febrile spouse only hears what they want to hear. So now I am home early from work (and will have to go in at 5:00am Sat to make up hours)and have just chugged my first "cherry shot" of the day. I have soaked in a warm bath and put on my pj's. I have 4 out of 5 cats warming up the bed for me, a tall glass of oj, and a good book. I shall sleep this bitch out of my system if it is the last thing I do.
Tonight Mrs CB shall make me a grilled cheese sandwich with the precioussssss Cabot cheddar and tomato soup. She feels bad for making me sick but claims that I am too irresistible. Yes, she still has a fever.

So when I am not able to post "The Harlots of Hudson Place" in times for the holidays...you know who to blame.


This post brought to you by my good friends, Cherry Nyquil, Graham Crackers, Tylenol, and Kleenex Anti-Virus Tissues.

Comments

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

"Honeeeeee...bring me my shiraz-flavored cough drops..."
Damn! Those sound good. I will put that on the list of possible business ventures.

And it's funny...Mrs. CB says she got sick from "Teh Subway Licker". And I don't know who to be upset with.

And since I feel better (nasty 48-72hr bug going around, yet I couldn't identify it at work) I can work on HoHP after all.