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I have Teh Plague. Mrs. CB has spent the last week hacking and coughing as a respiratory virus slowly turned into a stomach virus. I took care of her as best I could, forsaking my evenings with Mr. Pinot to feed and medicate her. I only asked for one thing in return: for her to keep her cootie-spewing lips away from me. Obviously, a febrile spouse only hears what they want to hear. So now I am home early from work (and will have to go in at 5:00am Sat to make up hours)and have just chugged my first "cherry shot" of the day. I have soaked in a warm bath and put on my pj's. I have 4 out of 5 cats warming up the bed for me, a tall glass of oj, and a good book. I shall sleep this bitch out of my system if it is the last thing I do.
Tonight Mrs CB shall make me a grilled cheese sandwich with the precioussssss Cabot cheddar and tomato soup. She feels bad for making me sick but claims that I am too irresistible. Yes, she still has a fever.

So when I am not able to post "The Harlots of Hudson Place" in times for the holidays...you know who to blame.


This post brought to you by my good friends, Cherry Nyquil, Graham Crackers, Tylenol, and Kleenex Anti-Virus Tissues.

Date: 2004-12-14 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jandyle.livejournal.com
When I read "first 'cherry shot' of the day" my brain somehow turned that into 'cherry snot' of the day.

I suppose maybe if you drink enough of the stuff...ew.

Anyway, hope you feel better!

Date: 2004-12-15 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabenson.livejournal.com
I could tell you a story about "cherry-colored snot"-I work in a clinical virology lab- but I don't think you realy want to know ;)

And cherry shots are a dream. I feel much better today. Thanks.

Date: 2004-12-15 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jandyle.livejournal.com
Cherry colored snot? Ew ew ew...

Note to self: Don't read Cabenson's lj during lunch hour.

Date: 2004-12-14 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bast2.livejournal.com
get well soon, sweetie ::hugs::

Date: 2004-12-15 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabenson.livejournal.com
Thanks for the hugs! I feel better and am anxious to eat dinner. Salad...yum!

Date: 2004-12-14 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wingsfan.livejournal.com
Poor CB.
This post brought to you by my good friends, Cherry Nyquil, Graham Crackers, Tylenol, and Kleenex Anti-Virus Tissues.
You forgot the oj, my dear.

Date: 2004-12-15 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabenson.livejournal.com
Oh no...oj is not my friend. Oj is friends with vodka and vodka and I haven't spoken in 6 months. UGLY breakup.

Date: 2004-12-14 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aqua-blurr.livejournal.com
Eh, what's hers is yours...?! At least she's left you in good paws.

Did I ever share with you that when I was younger, I misheard the phrase, "what god has brought together, let no man put assunder" as "what god has brought together, let no man put us under." I was convinced that Baby Jesus was telling me I didn't have to marry a man when I grew up. I could fanwank HoYay-tolerance from scripture before I could ride the Big Dipper roller coaster.

Hope you feel well soon. :)

Date: 2004-12-15 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabenson.livejournal.com
let no man put us under." I was convinced that Baby Jesus was telling me I didn't have to marry a man when I grew up.

Yep...this is why I like you!

Date: 2004-12-14 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ultraviolet730.livejournal.com
Aww - I hope the grilled Cabot and all those meds do their magic.

If they don't work, turn into SVU and you'll definitely fall asleep!

Date: 2004-12-15 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabenson.livejournal.com
Mmmm...grilled Cabot cheese sandwiches are da bomb! And I think the drugs did the job...only a 48 hr bug.

Date: 2004-12-14 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluepoet.livejournal.com
I swear I stayed away from Mrs. CB. Promise. I earned my sickness from long hours spent with germy college kids. Bastards. Feel better, friend!

Date: 2004-12-15 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabenson.livejournal.com
Haha...and she earned hers from long hours spent with high-school kids.

Date: 2004-12-14 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikee-pm.livejournal.com
hope you feel better soon.

Date: 2004-12-15 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabenson.livejournal.com
Thanks dude. I am feeling much better today.

Date: 2004-12-15 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theholyinnocent.livejournal.com
The couple that snots together, stays together. At least you can milk it for all its worth. "Honeeeeee...bring me my shiraz-flavored cough drops..."

So when I am not able to post "The Harlots of Hudson Place" in times for the holidays...you know who to blame.

Oh poo. Well, maybe for New Year's....

Date: 2004-12-15 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabenson.livejournal.com
"Honeeeeee...bring me my shiraz-flavored cough drops..."
Damn! Those sound good. I will put that on the list of possible business ventures.

And it's funny...Mrs. CB says she got sick from "Teh Subway Licker". And I don't know who to be upset with.

And since I feel better (nasty 48-72hr bug going around, yet I couldn't identify it at work) I can work on HoHP after all.

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