Sonuvabitch!

[cabenson]

I knew this would happen sooner or later.


Goodbye potential heart attack, hello additional back pain. In the event that this is removed from the market, I am conducting interviews of potential candidates for a newly created "Personal Inflammation Reducer" position. Massage skills and wine knowledge a must. Apply here.

Comments

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

i have wonderful massage skills.

[wingsfan.livejournal.com]

I can drink.

[aqua-blurr.livejournal.com]

"Personal Inflammation Reducer"

At first I was shocked and confused--I thought you were looking for a substitute for your Alex blowup doll. But that's your Personal Inflated Seducer! Silly me. I should probably set this cocktail down now.

Okay, I don't take messages, but I'm well-versed in whines and will listen to yours as any good friend would. And I'll even bring the Pinot--deadens the nerve endings and is good for your heart. Now, where did I set that glassy mcglasserson?

[say-revolution.livejournal.com]

I give decent massages. As you know, I have no wine skillz whatsoever, but I'm just so damn cute! Also, I need a job, and reducing your personal pain sounds more interesting than folding clothes...

[jandyle.livejournal.com]

I once gave my good friend Mindi a massage for over three hours, until her husband tried to also climb in my lap. :) However, I don't know much about wine. I do have a cousin that works in wine sales, so I can take his recommendations and get it all cheaper, too. Or as an alternative, I do know many many recipes for different Martinis. :)