Happy Birthday, Chef! -part 2

[cabenson]

There once was a judge on the bench
Who thought, "Alexandra Cabot's a wench.
Her eye is set on that detective
But I could change her perspective
If I kissed her just once...in French."



A bureau chief once had an itch
And she wanted the blonde, smart and rich
After she made her case
Alex laughed in her face,
"Fuck off Liz, you skanky old bitch!"

Comments

[eclecticfan.livejournal.com]

skanky old bitch...

hehehehe

must encourage many more limericks

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I even got the Mrs writing them. Of course, they are...private...;)

[eclecticfan.livejournal.com]

well, why tell me about it then, huh?

damn tease