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Dear Fellow Catholic School Reunion Attendees,

Yes, I am a raging lesbian...I rage in a lesbianistic way every chance I get.

Yes, this is Mrs. CB and no, we don't have any children, but we do own a nice ranch house where our five cats run free.

No, I didn't have a crush on you or any of the other bitchy cheerleaders. I was too busy leering at the Spanish teacher and the girls basketball coach.

Sure, I'd love to see a picture of your kids. WHOAAAA! Is that your daughter? Oh yea!
I mean, she is an adorable young lady. How old is she again?

Sincerely,
Teh Hott Lesbian Love

Date: 2004-08-31 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heathers.livejournal.com
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I think I just wet my pants. Thanks for that!

-H

Date: 2004-08-31 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabenson.livejournal.com
I SOOO cannot wait for this weekend. OSU football, we are in the month of September(my fave) and my 20 yr class reunion being held in the school gym.

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