Here We Come...

[cabenson]

Dear Fellow Catholic School Reunion Attendees,

Yes, I am a raging lesbian...I rage in a lesbianistic way every chance I get.

Yes, this is Mrs. CB and no, we don't have any children, but we do own a nice ranch house where our five cats run free.

No, I didn't have a crush on you or any of the other bitchy cheerleaders. I was too busy leering at the Spanish teacher and the girls basketball coach.

Sure, I'd love to see a picture of your kids. WHOAAAA! Is that your daughter? Oh yea!
I mean, she is an adorable young lady. How old is she again?

Sincerely,
Teh Hott Lesbian Love

Comments

[heathers.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I think I just wet my pants. Thanks for that!

-H

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I SOOO cannot wait for this weekend. OSU football, we are in the month of September(my fave) and my 20 yr class reunion being held in the school gym.

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

Catholic School Reunion Attendees

Catholic School... hmmm...

did you wear those cute little uniforms?

do you still have them?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

All I can say is thet I plan to dress as Mary Katherine Gallagher from SNL for Halloween this year.

:goes off to practice monologues from SVU:

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

:goes off to practice monologues from SVU:
I SOOO cannot wait for this weekend. OSU football

yes, you do that Cabenson, i'll expect you'll have four or five monologues ready for recitation to me at pre-game

I'll be grillin' out the back a Winnebago with a bigass B U C K E Y E flag in the tailgate lot next to the Olentangy

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Damn! I'll be out of town at my reunion. We LIVE for Buckeye games. If you have yahoo messenger, give a buzz..cabensonsvu or cabensonsvu@hotmail.com if on msn

[detective-tatas.livejournal.com]

That could be me in 10 years o_0

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I think I'm old enough to be your mama.

[detective-tatas.livejournal.com]

I'd only be... 27-28 at my 10 year reunion so I probably wouldn't be taking 'mrs teh hott lesbian'..
Maybe just a hot lesbian of somesort..

Or I could just move away and forget high school years ever existed. yep.

[returnofpiper.livejournal.com]

You know, even though I'm straight, this makes me want to bring a girl to my Catholic school reunion this fall. I'm all about the touching. We could freak a few people out.

(btw, this is bella)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Oh do it...and because I can tell you want to know, yes, my first girlcrush was on a nun, Sr. Mary Suzette in 2nd grade.

[returnofpiper.livejournal.com]

You know, I've never pondered my first girlcrush... I don't think it was a nun though, as all the nuns in my school were always eight million years old.

[bluepoet.livejournal.com]

can i borrow this letter? my reunion isn't too far off. it was public school, but most everything else isn't too far off...though it was the psychology teacher...yum...if only she were still my neighbor...but i digress (and the digression was so worth it). and mrs. cb will be taking pictures at halloween for our amusement, right? :P

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Sure...just don't tell anyone where you got it.

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

ha!
No, I didn't have a crush on you or any of the other bitchy cheerleaders. I was too busy leering at the Spanish teacher and the girls basketball coach.

word!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I've ALWAYS had a thing for older women in positions of authority...now I want to BE that older woman...with a bunch of young lovelies lusting after me.

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

i think every dyke has that thing thing for older women in positions of authority.
now imagine me in my army uniform.
take your time, baby ;-)

[-------twitch.livejournal.com]

Like, omigod.. ::fangirls::