Here We Come...

[cabenson]

Dear Fellow Catholic School Reunion Attendees,

Yes, I am a raging lesbian...I rage in a lesbianistic way every chance I get.

Yes, this is Mrs. CB and no, we don't have any children, but we do own a nice ranch house where our five cats run free.

No, I didn't have a crush on you or any of the other bitchy cheerleaders. I was too busy leering at the Spanish teacher and the girls basketball coach.

Sure, I'd love to see a picture of your kids. WHOAAAA! Is that your daughter? Oh yea!
I mean, she is an adorable young lady. How old is she again?

Sincerely,
Teh Hott Lesbian Love

Comments

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Oh do it...and because I can tell you want to know, yes, my first girlcrush was on a nun, Sr. Mary Suzette in 2nd grade.

[returnofpiper.livejournal.com]

You know, I've never pondered my first girlcrush... I don't think it was a nun though, as all the nuns in my school were always eight million years old.