Here We Come...

[cabenson]

Dear Fellow Catholic School Reunion Attendees,

Yes, I am a raging lesbian...I rage in a lesbianistic way every chance I get.

Yes, this is Mrs. CB and no, we don't have any children, but we do own a nice ranch house where our five cats run free.

No, I didn't have a crush on you or any of the other bitchy cheerleaders. I was too busy leering at the Spanish teacher and the girls basketball coach.

Sure, I'd love to see a picture of your kids. WHOAAAA! Is that your daughter? Oh yea!
I mean, she is an adorable young lady. How old is she again?

Sincerely,
Teh Hott Lesbian Love

Comments

[detective-tatas.livejournal.com]

That could be me in 10 years o_0

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I think I'm old enough to be your mama.

[detective-tatas.livejournal.com]

I'd only be... 27-28 at my 10 year reunion so I probably wouldn't be taking 'mrs teh hott lesbian'..
Maybe just a hot lesbian of somesort..

Or I could just move away and forget high school years ever existed. yep.