Here We Come...

[cabenson]

Dear Fellow Catholic School Reunion Attendees,

Yes, I am a raging lesbian...I rage in a lesbianistic way every chance I get.

Yes, this is Mrs. CB and no, we don't have any children, but we do own a nice ranch house where our five cats run free.

No, I didn't have a crush on you or any of the other bitchy cheerleaders. I was too busy leering at the Spanish teacher and the girls basketball coach.

Sure, I'd love to see a picture of your kids. WHOAAAA! Is that your daughter? Oh yea!
I mean, she is an adorable young lady. How old is she again?

Sincerely,
Teh Hott Lesbian Love

Comments

[bluepoet.livejournal.com]

can i borrow this letter? my reunion isn't too far off. it was public school, but most everything else isn't too far off...though it was the psychology teacher...yum...if only she were still my neighbor...but i digress (and the digression was so worth it). and mrs. cb will be taking pictures at halloween for our amusement, right? :P

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Sure...just don't tell anyone where you got it.