Here We Come...
Aug. 31st, 2004 03:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cabensonDear Fellow Catholic School Reunion Attendees,
Yes, I am a raging lesbian...I rage in a lesbianistic way every chance I get.
Yes, this is Mrs. CB and no, we don't have any children, but we do own a nice ranch house where our five cats run free.
No, I didn't have a crush on you or any of the other bitchy cheerleaders. I was too busy leering at the Spanish teacher and the girls basketball coach.
Sure, I'd love to see a picture of your kids. WHOAAAA! Is that your daughter? Oh yea!
I mean, she is an adorable young lady. How old is she again?
Sincerely,
Teh Hott Lesbian Love
Yes, I am a raging lesbian...I rage in a lesbianistic way every chance I get.
Yes, this is Mrs. CB and no, we don't have any children, but we do own a nice ranch house where our five cats run free.
No, I didn't have a crush on you or any of the other bitchy cheerleaders. I was too busy leering at the Spanish teacher and the girls basketball coach.
Sure, I'd love to see a picture of your kids. WHOAAAA! Is that your daughter? Oh yea!
I mean, she is an adorable young lady. How old is she again?
Sincerely,
Teh Hott Lesbian Love
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Date: 2004-08-31 02:39 pm (UTC)Catholic School... hmmm...
did you wear those cute little uniforms?
do you still have them?
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Date: 2004-08-31 02:52 pm (UTC):goes off to practice monologues from SVU:
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Date: 2004-08-31 05:03 pm (UTC)I SOOO cannot wait for this weekend. OSU football
yes, you do that Cabenson, i'll expect you'll have four or five monologues ready for recitation to me at pre-game
I'll be grillin' out the back a Winnebago with a bigass B U C K E Y E flag in the tailgate lot next to the Olentangy
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Date: 2004-08-31 05:10 pm (UTC)