Here We Come...

[cabenson]

Dear Fellow Catholic School Reunion Attendees,

Yes, I am a raging lesbian...I rage in a lesbianistic way every chance I get.

Yes, this is Mrs. CB and no, we don't have any children, but we do own a nice ranch house where our five cats run free.

No, I didn't have a crush on you or any of the other bitchy cheerleaders. I was too busy leering at the Spanish teacher and the girls basketball coach.

Sure, I'd love to see a picture of your kids. WHOAAAA! Is that your daughter? Oh yea!
I mean, she is an adorable young lady. How old is she again?

Sincerely,
Teh Hott Lesbian Love

Comments

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I've ALWAYS had a thing for older women in positions of authority...now I want to BE that older woman...with a bunch of young lovelies lusting after me.

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

i think every dyke has that thing thing for older women in positions of authority.
now imagine me in my army uniform.
take your time, baby ;-)

[-------twitch.livejournal.com]

Like, omigod.. ::fangirls::