The AU Challenege
May. 10th, 2004 04:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
The writers are out of commission and Big Dick looks to the cast for help.
DW: I need ideas-let's go round the table.
MH: I want Olivia to appear non-lesbian and non-bisexual.
DW: Bi-sectional? What's that? You want her to act more
straight?
MH: I never said the "S-Word".
SM: Let Alex do whatever with whomever as long as they can
cook. And write in more cheeseburgers and bourbon.
CM: I want to see Elliot in nude scenes. I mean, have you
seen the size of my co-
DF: Cragen needs bunny slippers. That's all.
BDW: I'd like to see George make better use of his
observational skills.
Big Dick pulled out his cell and made the call. "Get the writers out of rehab. Now!"
DW: I need ideas-let's go round the table.
MH: I want Olivia to appear non-lesbian and non-bisexual.
DW: Bi-sectional? What's that? You want her to act more
straight?
MH: I never said the "S-Word".
SM: Let Alex do whatever with whomever as long as they can
cook. And write in more cheeseburgers and bourbon.
CM: I want to see Elliot in nude scenes. I mean, have you
seen the size of my co-
DF: Cragen needs bunny slippers. That's all.
BDW: I'd like to see George make better use of his
observational skills.
Big Dick pulled out his cell and made the call. "Get the writers out of rehab. Now!"
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Date: 2007-09-25 12:54 pm (UTC)This is, quite possibly, the funniest thing I've seen in months! It made me laugh so hard...and believe me, I really don't find much amusing before noon ;)
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Date: 2007-09-25 01:20 pm (UTC)