You are all on notice!

[cabenson]

Dear Government Assholes-

I am not participating in this year's Daylight Savings Time plan. The benefits simply do not make up for losing an hour from my precious drinking sleeping time. If you really want me to invest in the DST plan you need to set that clock ahead an hour at 4:00 on a Friday afternoon. And buy me a drink.

So, for the next however many months, please keep in mind that I will remain an hour behind the times, and schedule accordingly.

Regards,

CB

Comments

Are All of You in This Little Circle Teachers?

[sr-m-grammatica.livejournal.com]

I know you are all imbibers, as is Sister, every day, during Mass, you see. It's part of the religious service, you see. It is the transubstantiation of the wine into the sacred blood of the risen Christ. Or something like that.

SMG

Re: Are All of You in This Little Circle Teachers?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Mrs. CB is a high school Chemistry and Physics teacher, constantly nurturing the minds of able-bodies (woa!) students. I am not a teacher, but I use science in my daily prison term as a lab tech.

Re: Are All of You in This Little Circle Teachers?

[sr-m-grammatica.livejournal.com]

Science and women's basketball. Now, with Sister's English abilities, if we began our own order, we could start a girls' school. You could be the bb coach. Mrs. CB could teach anatomy, er, chemistry and physics, Sister literature and the like, and darandkerry what she teaches (I'm not sure). Oh, the possibilities for subversion of the dominant paradigm!

Much cheered at the very prospect,

SMG

P. S.--there would be no futzing with time changes in this pocket of perversion.