You are all on notice!

[cabenson]

Dear Government Assholes-

I am not participating in this year's Daylight Savings Time plan. The benefits simply do not make up for losing an hour from my precious drinking sleeping time. If you really want me to invest in the DST plan you need to set that clock ahead an hour at 4:00 on a Friday afternoon. And buy me a drink.

So, for the next however many months, please keep in mind that I will remain an hour behind the times, and schedule accordingly.

Regards,

CB

Comments

[emd4v15.livejournal.com]

They'll give it back, they promise.

[darandkerry.livejournal.com]

*Raises glass can in salute* I'm definitely with you on this one and plan to go on strike right beside you for um, ... at least this next week. I'm on spring break, but I'm afraid I'll have to conform after week's end. Yeah, I know... I'm a selective striker. Sorry. *shuffles away with tail between legs*

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

Baby, you get so sexy when you go all political on me!

By the way, you could start your open letter with "Dear Government" becuase the "Assholes" part is redundant.

Are All of You in This Little Circle Teachers?

[sr-m-grammatica.livejournal.com]

I know you are all imbibers, as is Sister, every day, during Mass, you see. It's part of the religious service, you see. It is the transubstantiation of the wine into the sacred blood of the risen Christ. Or something like that.

SMG

Re: Are All of You in This Little Circle Teachers?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Mrs. CB is a high school Chemistry and Physics teacher, constantly nurturing the minds of able-bodies (woa!) students. I am not a teacher, but I use science in my daily prison term as a lab tech.

Re: Are All of You in This Little Circle Teachers?

[sr-m-grammatica.livejournal.com]

Science and women's basketball. Now, with Sister's English abilities, if we began our own order, we could start a girls' school. You could be the bb coach. Mrs. CB could teach anatomy, er, chemistry and physics, Sister literature and the like, and darandkerry what she teaches (I'm not sure). Oh, the possibilities for subversion of the dominant paradigm!

Much cheered at the very prospect,

SMG

P. S.--there would be no futzing with time changes in this pocket of perversion.

[tudorlady.livejournal.com]

You have my total support, and should you decide to run for president, you can count on my vote, and that of as many of my friends as I can pay off.

I goddam fucking hate DST. Now nothing will feel normal until October. I wish they'd Pick One Time and Stick To It, Dammit.

[myrth1.livejournal.com]

Man you and me both lusty wench... I don't even live in your damned country and it's doing my head in!!!

The only thing worse than your government is Microsoft.. I swear to god!