Song Parody Alert! Song Parody Alert!
May. 26th, 2005 04:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I have been struggling with a little bit of insomnia this week, so I decided to put those waking hours to good use. This is a song parody I started last fall. It is set to the song, "December '63" by The Four Seasons and for those who can't (or don't want to) remember, here is a link that provides the original lyrics as well as a catchy synthesizer version of the tune.
As usual, there is foul language...lots of it.
I'm Not A Dyke (December '63 by The Four Seasons)
I’m not a dyke!. Just because the girls all hit on me.
And that includes that idiot Casey,
I told you once I’m not a dyke.
I’m not a dyke,
Even though I like to sleep with girls.
Can’t you see me wearing pink and pearls?
Told you once, I’m not a dyke.
Oh I started reading Vogue and then I grew out my hair.
Come to mama! See that blond standing over there?
I’m not a dyke
Just because I think she has great tits,
I love the way she says “Judicial writ”
Doesn’t mean that I’m a dyke.
I get a feeling when I’m cleaning out my gun
One look at me and I know how hard she’ll come.
I’m not a dyke.
Just because I like to frisk the chicks.
One night with me, they say goodbye to dicks.
Maybe, sometimes, I’m a dyke
Oh I wonder how this will affect Elliot and me,
I don’t wanna have to shoot him over punani.
Cause I’m a dyke!
Watch out girls cause I am on the scene.
Do you know if Maureen is eighteen?
Oh fuck yeah, I am a dyke.
I get a feeling when I’m cleaning out my gun,
One look at her and I know how hard she’ll come.
I ama dyke!
(Yes she’s a dyke)
I ama dyke!
(Yes she’s a dyke)
I ama dyke!
(Yes she’s a dyke)
As usual, there is foul language...lots of it.
I'm Not A Dyke (December '63 by The Four Seasons)
I’m not a dyke!. Just because the girls all hit on me.
And that includes that idiot Casey,
I told you once I’m not a dyke.
I’m not a dyke,
Even though I like to sleep with girls.
Can’t you see me wearing pink and pearls?
Told you once, I’m not a dyke.
Oh I started reading Vogue and then I grew out my hair.
Come to mama! See that blond standing over there?
I’m not a dyke
Just because I think she has great tits,
I love the way she says “Judicial writ”
Doesn’t mean that I’m a dyke.
I get a feeling when I’m cleaning out my gun
One look at me and I know how hard she’ll come.
I’m not a dyke.
Just because I like to frisk the chicks.
One night with me, they say goodbye to dicks.
Maybe, sometimes, I’m a dyke
Oh I wonder how this will affect Elliot and me,
I don’t wanna have to shoot him over punani.
Cause I’m a dyke!
Watch out girls cause I am on the scene.
Do you know if Maureen is eighteen?
Oh fuck yeah, I am a dyke.
I get a feeling when I’m cleaning out my gun,
One look at her and I know how hard she’ll come.
I ama dyke!
(Yes she’s a dyke)
I ama dyke!
(Yes she’s a dyke)
I ama dyke!
(Yes she’s a dyke)