I've seen so many shite movies. While narrowing down the worst of the worst, I found a pattern: three of the worst movies I've ever seen star Josh Hartnett. There's Pear Harbor, which makes the history major in me seethe with rage; The Faculty, which the awesome presence of Bebe Neuwirth and Jon Stewart and the awesome hotness of Jordana Brewster couldn't save; and The Black Dahlia, which has the dubious distinction of being the only movie I've ever walked out of the theater on.
How could I forget the wretched mess that was Black Dahlia? Oh yeah, because I pounded my head on concrete to make it go away. The whole movie I was dumbfounded by how much Hillary Swank totally did not look even the same gender as Mia Kirshner. Also, I sniggered at how the ripped pantyhose look seemed to have follwed MK from L Word. Part of her contract? Will only take parts that require them as part of costume? Now the floodgates have opened and I'm rememebering how much I hated Momento. I can't even watch the whole damn movie because I fall asleep within 2 scenes, that's how painful it is for me to watch.
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Date: 2007-08-24 04:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-24 07:22 pm (UTC)Now the floodgates have opened and I'm rememebering how much I hated Momento. I can't even watch the whole damn movie because I fall asleep within 2 scenes, that's how painful it is for me to watch.
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Date: 2007-08-25 01:41 am (UTC)LOL!!!!
OK, I'll put it on my must-miss list :D :D