Feast - to paraphrase Matt Damon during Project Greenlight 'Wes Craven calls this the worst script he's read in decades and you *buy* it!?!'. What started out as a quirky and interesting flick quickly devolved into one of the most misogynistic pieces of tripe I've ever seen.
Stealth - aka, the things I'll do to see Jessica Biel mostly naked. Never mind the fact that this was one of the most nauseatingly jingoistic movies, it was just flat out *boring*. And when you make Jamie Foxx and Jessica Biel boring (we'll ignore Josh Lucas since he's like the poor man's Cole Hauser) you need to have your director's card revoked.
Independent:
Zombie Doom - My addiction to zombie movies means I *must* see every piece of crap zombie movie released EVER! This movie made me want to beat everyone involved with a tire-iron... then beat myself in the head to make me forget I'd ever seen it!
Shatter Dead - Another zombie movie I was compelled to watch. At the time this was released on DVD, everyone in the micro-mini scene was *raving* about how awesome this movie was. I wanted to ask just what the Hell they were all smoking and could I have some. A spectacularly craptacular feature that's excessively padded to fill 85 minutes but feels like 200 with all the art school, patchoolie smelling, converse wearing pretentions that make art school students so damned annoying - I say this with love.. and as a former art school grad.
The *only* reason this film is memorable is due to a scene where the lead actress gets fucked with a gun... and I'm not talking metaphorically.
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Date: 2007-08-24 06:15 pm (UTC)Feast - to paraphrase Matt Damon during Project Greenlight 'Wes Craven calls this the worst script he's read in decades and you *buy* it!?!'. What started out as a quirky and interesting flick quickly devolved into one of the most misogynistic pieces of tripe I've ever seen.
Stealth - aka, the things I'll do to see Jessica Biel mostly naked. Never mind the fact that this was one of the most nauseatingly jingoistic movies, it was just flat out *boring*. And when you make Jamie Foxx and Jessica Biel boring (we'll ignore Josh Lucas since he's like the poor man's Cole Hauser) you need to have your director's card revoked.
Independent:
Zombie Doom - My addiction to zombie movies means I *must* see every piece of crap zombie movie released EVER! This movie made me want to beat everyone involved with a tire-iron... then beat myself in the head to make me forget I'd ever seen it!
Shatter Dead - Another zombie movie I was compelled to watch. At the time this was released on DVD, everyone in the micro-mini scene was *raving* about how awesome this movie was. I wanted to ask just what the Hell they were all smoking and could I have some. A spectacularly craptacular feature that's excessively padded to fill 85 minutes but feels like 200 with all the art school, patchoolie smelling, converse wearing pretentions that make art school students so damned annoying - I say this with love.. and as a former art school grad.
The *only* reason this film is memorable is due to a scene where the lead actress gets fucked with a gun... and I'm not talking metaphorically.