Bruin Thomas, Child Star Gone Bad

[cabenson]

Bruin Thomas, a known star at Casa Cabenson, reluctantly poses for the local paparazzi while on tour to promote his new film, Bruin Thomas and the Case of The Canned Tuna.


But after a hard night of drinking,


and partying with old friends,


a worn out Bruin simply wants to climb in his limo and escape the ever demanding public eye.


When the paparazzi refuses to leave him alone, Bruin jumps out of his limo,


and channels his inner Sean Penn.


His handlers quickley reign him in and before you know it,


he is a changed cat.

The end!

or is it?

Comments

[sr-m-grammatica.livejournal.com]

I never would have pegged Bruno for a wino! A Stoli-drinking, howl-at-the-moon, piss-marking tom, maybe. What a classy cat!

SMG

[bodhi-chenrezig.livejournal.com]

Nice. Gets my Oscar nod.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

I can't wait for the E! True Hollywood version...

Artie: He was doing catnip, like, everyday...and drinking all of the Mommies' wine. Then he and Tall Mommy went to Promises. They bonded with LiLo, got clean, but when they got back, nothing really changed. Even when he was offered that part in Harry Potter and the Dildo-Shaped Furball. Still the same old, same old.

Fat Bastard: Cocksucker keeps eating my food.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Had to look for this today. This made me laugh.

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

Hisssss--terical!