Inherently Disordered. O RLY?
Nov. 15th, 2006 07:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cabensonI guess there was a meeting of the American Catholic Bishops and they came up with, and approved a gay-ministry guideline. According to this "guideline", queers are welcomed by the Catholic Church, told that having same-sex inclinations is NOT considered a sin, but ACTING on this inclination will send us to the fiery depths of hell. Homosexuality is deemed "inherently disordered" and if we have the HomoSex, we can't have the Communion. We also shouldn't be allowed to adopt children cause God only knows what we would DO with children. Oh and for all you Catholic straighties out there, if you are practicing birth control by an artificial means, you get no wafer either.
I would love to stand up in the middle of communion, wearing a shirt that reads, "I used to be a Queer Catholic, but I have been saved. Now I'm just a Queer!" and yell at the top of my lungs that the Catholic Church is filled with hypocrites, misogynistic assholes, political spinners and pedophilic monsters, all the while flinging condoms at all the married couples in attendance and spitting Holy Water through the gap in my front teeth which I don't have but I WOULD create for this occasion. Then I would go plant a big kiss on Sr. Mary Hot Nun, grab the holy wine and make a run for it out through the stained-glass window. Stick that kind of disorder in your chalice and suck on it, Bishop McCoverups!
I would love to stand up in the middle of communion, wearing a shirt that reads, "I used to be a Queer Catholic, but I have been saved. Now I'm just a Queer!" and yell at the top of my lungs that the Catholic Church is filled with hypocrites, misogynistic assholes, political spinners and pedophilic monsters, all the while flinging condoms at all the married couples in attendance and spitting Holy Water through the gap in my front teeth which I don't have but I WOULD create for this occasion. Then I would go plant a big kiss on Sr. Mary Hot Nun, grab the holy wine and make a run for it out through the stained-glass window. Stick that kind of disorder in your chalice and suck on it, Bishop McCoverups!
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Date: 2006-11-16 01:32 am (UTC)::choke::
Yeah, I can't quite swallow that one either. Assholes. Maybe well-meaning, maybe genuinely feeling the love towards their poor homosex-addled brethren, but assholes nonetheless.
Oh and the gap between the front teeth? ROFL!
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Date: 2006-11-17 12:22 am (UTC)While I don't have a gap between my front teeth, I have still been known to spit water from a far distance. The holy water would probably burn right through to my brain though...